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[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 185 points 1 day ago (33 children)

Would still be more effective than...whatever it is that they're doing.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 89 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Juice@midwest.social 15 points 1 day ago

The great resignation

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Realizing they lost the game they didn't know they were playing yet.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It bothers me that you can see the Google logo in that coffee

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck. I just lost the game too.

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Haven't lost the game until your comment. 😬

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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 day ago (71 children)

Genuinely curious what people want the Democrats to specifically do right now, apart from vague calls of "something" and "more" and "better." At least on a federal level, aren't they pretty much powerless at this point? What even can they do?

[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My interpretation: the right is broadly successful because they are presenting a compelling narrative to explain the problems in America. It's "elites" in business, government (deep state), and schools that are pushing an unamerican agenda of "wokeness", using immigrants to gain power, and indoctrinating through schools and universities. This is enough to get people to vote right because at least the right is doing something to address their concerns.

What the Democrats need to do, is present a more compelling narrative. They can't just be the "non-maga" party. They have to actually address people's concerns about economic insecurity and present a vision for the future. I remain convinced that the first president that runs on economic populism will sweep an election.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I remember in 2016 when the Hillary campaign's response to "Make America Great Again" was "America is Already Great" and man did that go over like a lead balloon. Democrats fucking love to pretend everything is okay.

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[–] coyootje@lemmy.world 117 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I mean, I'm not an expert by any means but haven't the republicans been able to very efficiently stifle democrat majorities before? If they just follow that playbook (delaying things, being pains in the ass, constant insistence on funky rules) they can at least annoy the shit out of them and hopefully slow things down. They're way too polite for that tho, they'd rather just let it happen and hope they come out okay in the end then to risk the wrath of the annoying orange and his minions.

[–] SmokeInFog@midwest.social 102 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

One thing they could do is stop voting with republicans to confirm Trump's appointees. Have you seen. how well the Republicans obstruct? They can get everybody in their rank and file out on network TV to call for banning a book by title while the democrats can't even get their best faces on TV to call what's happening with NY's mayor blatant quid pro quo corruption

EDIT: Trump energy chief says there are upsides to ecological collapse

[–] stopdropandprole@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

agreed. that's literally their job. oppose the other party by whatever means at their disposal. use the press, support union actions, so many ideas. be bold be creative.

they at least should stop pretending that "playing by the rules" and "trusting the system" is an appropriate response to illegal orders, illegal firings, violations of constitutional doctrine, and open defiance of judicial and legislative oversight. relevant video from InnuendoStudio, sadly aged like wine

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not lining up to bend over for republicans would be nice a nice start. Even a quarter the obstructionism as the republican party has put forth when Democrats are in charge would be appreciated.

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 23 points 1 day ago

I hate that fucking song so much.

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