I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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Doxxed by H3?
Very painfully
Oh, no…
I am just going outside and may be some time...
You wouldn't understand
Uhhhh.
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
Well...
With a bang
OD'ing on cold/flu medication
Probably painfully
Death by snusnu
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
Just ducks!
I dont want to think about it
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
It wouldn't.
High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean
Sleeping with the fishes
It's happening one way or another. But not both.
Very quickly but likely quite painful
In world war IV, I'd say.
Hmmm. I dunno.
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
Very delicious and spicy as intended.
Raptured by the One True Dog
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.
Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
In some sketchy den with a khajiit
Self Explanatory actually.
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
Edit:
Hahaha I actually forgot my username and thought I was using one that I use elsewhere, but this still applies exactly the same 🤣😭
I dont't know lulz
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.