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[–] owl@infosec.pub 70 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (11 children)
[–] mycelium_underground@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As general rule you should look at where a URL goes as well as what the link text.

A big ass link that is pointed towards tinyurl should have set off alarm bells for everyone who clicked the link.

That was slick @owl

[–] owl@infosec.pub 3 points 5 days ago

It teaches about cybersecurity.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In a way, you just took my virginity. It's the first time it's genuinely happened to me, I didn't see this coming. This is a great feeling but I also feel a bit ashamed.

[–] owl@infosec.pub 3 points 5 days ago

It's alright. It's part of being online. It's a unique and strange feeling for sure.

[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago

What a lad.

[–] pootzapie@lemy.lol 13 points 6 days ago

Incredible beautiful amazing

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You son of a bitch! overnmentjobs 🤣

[–] owl@infosec.pub 6 points 6 days ago

Thank you, I fixed it.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Perfect in every way, good job.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

YOU SON OF BITCH!!!!! 😂

[–] owl@infosec.pub 2 points 5 days ago
[–] Allero@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

governmentjobs* But yeah, nice one!

[–] owl@infosec.pub 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Thank you, I fixed it.

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah... I want your mommy, too.

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 44 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What would be funnier is if instead of an address, it was a hyperlink embedded text that says : Click Here.

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Out of frame, above the other text: "Job requirements: experience with OCR-tools."

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

How was OCR in 2013? This mightve basically been the test for the job

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago

It was bad.

[–] graphene@lemm.ee 30 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You know what? I forgive url shorteners, sometimes they truly are necessary

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Why has nobody invented a URL longener?

[–] yax@feddit.org 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Apparently somebody has: https://www.kamogo.com/17?geranium=vast&examiner=pleasant&range=wrathful&district=acceptable&crab=giant&producer=luxuriant&skirt=juicy&tuba=holistic&carnation=dispensable&suppression=sedate&kenneth=old-fashioned&rope=direful&trunk=strong&step-daughter=incompetent&park=horrible&dad=blue&mandarin=muddled&lier=calm&newsstand=dynamic&tiger=curved&veldt=overt&operation=evil&belly=puny&anklet=detailed&turkey=teeny-tiny&stadium=imperfect&output=murky&sailboat=uneven&wingtip=disagreeable&run=stormy&eggnog=guiltless&decade=invincible&scene=healthy&preparation=poor&maybe=jagged&committee=abusive&german=offbeat&barber=pleasant&chowder=frail&turkish=shallow&capricorn=accurate&sweater=berserk&retina=zealous&marriage=naive&fatigues=tense&susan=sassy&maniac=screeching&insolence=zippy&ride=level&chaise=questionable&example=light&swell=petite&booster=vengeful&antechamber=funny&impulse=faulty&balinese=succinct&pannier=historical&diction=likeable&shade=troubled&taxicab=victorious&inn=miniature&innervation=goofy&law=needless&till=credible&imagination=erect&zampone=selfish&blue=thirsty&mandolin=telling&vacation=spectacular&gland=ancient&abyssinian=rightful&bedroom=low&shred=bright&omelet=inexpensive&complement=plain&diploma=silent&grouper=melted&hybridisation=kindhearted&fur=cheerful&grain=kindhearted&theory=highfalutin&kayak=spiritual&delete=harsh&machine=parched&eyelids=heavenly&patrol=crabby&virginal=excited&mailbox=clumsy&bowling=ugly&shorts=wee&delivery=halting&adult=mammoth&inventory=funny&hit=protective&imprisonment=dazzling&buzzard=squalid&smile=earsplitting&cesspool=demonic&luggage=bad&kleenex=rustic&copywriter=wealthy&tam=woozy&headrest=fragile&kind=hulking&robe=versed&adapter=capricious&ejector=racial&riser=aspiring&vessel=crooked&appliance=therapeutic&chivalry=grandiose&stinger=materialistic&dirt=obsolete&lobster=substantial&right=legal&methane=deranged&beret=therapeutic&crop=odd&disengagement=tangible&equipment=smelly&sun=thoughtful&sunbonnet=needy&playground=quarrelsome

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can always add unnecessary query parameters. Just throw on a ?fart=butts&pen=is&herp=derp etc.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If I wanted to add unnecessary characters, I'd just use dots.

Like this: (Lemmy unfortunately breaks the URL) google.com...............................................

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 18 points 6 days ago

If I remember this site correctly from back then, it was one of those run by idiots that made you upload a PDF of your résumé, and then enter all of the same info in web forms. This tracks.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 days ago

Plot twist: the job is specifically for a transcriber/translator and requires high level of accuracy.

I could totally see this as being a thing back in the day before everyone was walking around with a supercomputer in their pocket capable of OCR.

[–] Bryllyg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 6 days ago

Sadly they've already deleted that page because the URL has "trans" in it. >.>

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I wish someone would type that out into the comments, so I could click the dead link and feel a small sense of satisfaction; simply by knowing it was dead before I even clicked it, confirming my suspicion

But it's the internet... so 50/50 whether some hero does it for no reason, or someone throws some kinda rick-roll response. Either way, I ain't typing it out and I can live with the disappointment... sorry y'all, I'll try and be better next time

[–] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)
[–] igg@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Mispelled colorado

and fstring

[–] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Hence why I said:

the accuracy is a whole other thing.

I knew some part of the URL would be screwed up.

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I'm pretty sure 90% of that is just a tracking link, you could probably ignore everything after and including the question mark

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

It would need the job Id parameter, but the rest looks like unnecessary filters

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

No, its search parameters. Likely everything after the job ID is not needed though.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do they still charge by the word? Character? Whatever? Because that's funny lol. If papers still mattered that would have cost them a fortune.

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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago

Data entry operator?

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

I wore out my percent key typing in the url.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Somebody correct me, but I remember a url (or any long piece of text) can contain a small image. I think it was hexadecimal code. I was looking for the words "base16=" or "base32=".

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 10 points 6 days ago

You are correct those are called "data urls", they're intended to embed files in text.

This is not a data url tho, it's an ugly link

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