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French fries and homemade roasted turkey gravy topped with our own roasted Bronze Orlopp turkey, homemade bread dressing, and fried eggs from our backyard chickens.

Thanksgiving poutine!

Yum!

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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds lovely! Tho I can't help feeling if this exact thing was posted as coming from England everyone would make fun of it.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's because everything would be boiled if it came from England.

EDIT: To the humorless asshole who are pissing and moaning about this comment I was playing into the comment from the OC. I've spent considerable time in England eating delicious non-boiled food. England does have a reputation for boiling every ounce of flavour and joy out of their food but, like every other stereotype, it is based in reality but not reflective of reality.

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't really compute the downvotes without comment, feels like that r* site we don't talk about.

Only thing I'd criticise here is the composition, the fries have to be separate and not gravy covered. When eating, they may be dipped in that delicious looking gravy, but not drowned like this, IMHO. But each to his own sins.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you familiar with poutine?

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please excuse my ignorance, I had to google it. Well. Hmm. You did a very good job on it, and I did not want to hurt your feelings with my comment.

So, considering this, can really no longer understand the downvotes.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I assumed. Poutine is really just French fries, gravy, and cheese curds in a sloppy, melty mess. Your comment didn't hurt my feelings at all (nor did any others here.)

The downvotes are from people who have absolutely no joy in their lives and who thrive on trying to suck the joy out of other people's lives. I've got a belly full of delicious breakfast and couldn't care less what the moaners and whiners have to say.

I just wanted to share my delicious breakfast with other people. The upvotes on the post suggest that there are many more people who liked what I was sharing than the pissers and moaners trying to run it down.

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Fucking delicious prison slop.

I've eaten prison food (I worked for CSC for 22 years.) They would kill for home cooked food like this.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna need a Canadian to come down and get me so I can get some of this shit, its right up my alley.

[–] butterflyattack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That looks like an amazing hangover breakfast. I'd go for chicken rather than turkey, but that's just personal choice. Looks yummy.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

We normally do this with pan fried breakfast potatoes with peppers and onions, bacon or sausage pieces, cheddar cheese, and fried eggs with green onions. Chicken and gravy would be good as well.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is not food porn.

There should be a community to show off good, comforting but ugly as sin food.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry your world is so devoid of joy.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So I can’t criticize your meal that looks like it came from a buffet steam tray but you can make fun of all of England’s cuisine?

Hypocrite.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The difference is this looks good, Br*tish food that wasn't Indian inspired never does.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why are you self-censoring British?

This looks like overcooked eggs on fifty shades of beige.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

I self-censor British because I think its funny. Doing it with innocuous words is an absurdity I enjoy.

I like eggs bruh.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

The eggs were over easy, Eeyore. The yolks were deliciously runny. Have you never seen an egg properly cooked over a commercial burner? Maybe you should only comment on things that you know the first thing about.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to you they’re all boiled in England.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, Eeyore. I have no more time for you and your moaning today.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everybody is criticizing this, it’s not just me.

Maybe post it in another couple of communities and you’ll find one where it clicks?

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, it's just you Eeyore.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Highest voted comment on this post is ‘Prison slop’ and they were being nice.