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[-] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 277 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, Hannah Montana/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Hannah Montana plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Hannah Montana system made useful by the Hannah Montana splashscreen, jailbait wallpaper and vital Disney branding comprising a full OS as defined by 2000's teenagers. Many computer users run a modified version of the Hannah Montana system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Hannah Montana which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Hannah Montana system, developed by Miley Cyrus. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a pink operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the Hannah Montana operating system: the whole system is basically Hannah Montana with Linux added, or Hannah Montana/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of Hannah Montana/Linux.

[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago

I appreciate your vital contribution to this discussion.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite copypasta.

[-] dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Mmmm tasty copy pasta 😋🍝

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[-] Laser@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago
[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait, I feel like I missed something important. Hannah Montana Linux?

Edit: It's real. It's really real.

[-] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 69 points 1 year ago

There's also PonyOS (https://www.ponyos.org/) They wrote their own kernel, so it's not Linux, but it is Unix-like.

[-] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

I love the reviews.

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Own kernel... That's honestly just impressive.

[-] Setarkus@toast.ooo 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They missed the opportunity to say "Git reponytory"

[-] Hubi@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

I really really hate this

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[-] Hubi@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago

Wait till you find out about AmogOS...

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[-] st33n@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I...kinda want to install it and then try to upgrade it to modern Kubuntu while keeping the theming intact.

[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Until the mouse feels litigious lol

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Sourceforge brings me back.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Juste Bieber linux aka biebian says hi

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[-] hitagi@ani.social 48 points 1 year ago
[-] ProperlyProperTea@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 year ago

If it's not UwUntu, I don't want it 😤

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago

That's a really dumb flow chart ..... goes on to install Hannah Montana Linux

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Hannah Montana Linux

That's also where I have landed

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[-] pmarcilus@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As a 3-year user of Hannah Montana Linux, I approve this post.

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

That's impressive. I didn't start using linux until my late 20's

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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Is there a version of this but for real?

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago
[-] mojo@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Why would they suggest Kali as a distro lol

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I guess this flowchart selects Kali intelligently!

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[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

the "do you fear technology" doesnt make sense. it should be "dont understand technology" or something.

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

sheesh, I didn't make the meme. Tell your story walking.

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[-] zerotime@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

It would be great if there was an icon of a BSD-distribution under the category "Do have a life?" - "No".

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[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

What do you mean, it's as real as it can get

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[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

I should try HM linux and Uwuntu

[-] CentreForAnts@aussie.zone 17 points 1 year ago

They say if you install Hannah Montana Linux and Windows 11 as a dual boot. You get the best of both worlds...

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's a Hannah Montana Linux? Don't tease me, now.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Our company has shifted from Redhat to Hanna Montana boxes and it really jazzed our network up.

[-] Chiivo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It's the best of both worlds

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[-] raubarno@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago
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[-] Norgur@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Okay, I'm really unsure here. What if I fear tech, my daddy is poor and I don't have a life?

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Miley Cyrus Linux

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

wow you're right, this has completely discouraged me from ever trying linux.

[-] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 year ago

Me too, I'll stick with good old HannahMontanaBSD.

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

And within minutes it was forked to:

FreeHannahMontanaBSD and OpenHannahMontanaBSD

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[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I use Arch btw

[-] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Don't forget to Install Doom/Doom on your Hannah Montana Linux

[-] zzzzz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Truly comprehensive. Covers even the edge cases.

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