Do you have a fade? 
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The real question is how many people here have the broccoli haircut
All of them. We're vegan.
Dear carnists: if bacon's so epic, why is there no bacon haircut? 
Are you just pretending this doesn't exist?? 
My hair was curly before this was popular!
No, I'm more like 
shit, you got me
literally meYou guys have hair?
Don't lie, as a wizard 90% of your body is hair
Not where it counts owl, I could high top fade my back but what good is that?
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I don't have a fade or catch fade, I get faded.
Keep your filthy buzzer from away from my luscious shoulder length curls.
No I've got long curly beautiful girl hair because gender is stupid and with all this beautiful hair I'm not gonna make it short. The world deserves to see my luscious locks in all their glory
do you have enough long curly beautiful girl hair to share with the rest of the class
I do yeah. Next time I get it cut I'll bring it in
My HiFi has L/R balance and Forward/Rear Fade. 
I do every six months or so I actually get my hair cut.
i have this
no but it's because im white and i don't want to look like a right wing podcaster
Couldn't have said it better tbh
I have not cut my hair in... 10? years.
Ya, all my hair faded away
In this house we do low taper fades
Yeah im pretty cross faded right now 
No, I have the simplest hair style possible.
I have a degree in conservation biology and environmental science, and my hair hasn't been cut in god knows how long and is about halfway to my waist. I feel like a walking stereotype tbqh.
define fade in this context
Like hair
ah then no, my hair took forever to grow and it just kind of stopped growing I don't think I can bare some clippers next to me. Never liked being roughed up at the barber anyway shoving my head around to buzz it growing up
Drug culture and sex jokes stole all the words.
I don't follow either so this comment is lost on me 
Yes, it has all faded away entirely.
No. I get shaved low and even, so i can put of going back for as long as possible.
Too old to care.
Nah I think it would look silly on me
I have the IT Crowd-era Richard Ayoade haircut.
I've got a Kurt Russell kinda thing going on.
I think so? I get a haircut once a year and get it cut pretty short then let it grow out through the year. I don’t ask for it but I think the type of haircut the person gives me would be considered a “fade.” Though it’s not extreme, sorta just looks like basic short hair.
I just got my haircut for the year so right now I’m sitting here with a fade
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