I know a guy that'll do this for free!
this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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I have nothing against this in principle, but you just know that this too will be an enshittified product, literally and figuratively .
It'll sell your health data, etc etc etc.
This would only be an acceptable product if open source, period (and that too might and probably will be analyzed)
Drink more water and eat more fiber. That's it.
Wait, are you the AI?
Yeah. Don't even need a real algorithm to make me. I'll just repeat the same thing
Isn't that what Reddit does already?
This doesn't require a poop knife.
Finally, an AI for scat fetishists. Just what the world needed.
Only 6.98 DOGE per month too!
Just a screen that says, "corn again, huh?"
We’re going to the Island!
OMG first thing I thought was great, now I won't get bacon
what happens if you put a load of your own fresh spoog on each and every fresh experience?
Now poopin #2573819 analyzing.... Not mouse based on diameter, not horse due to consistency, not human or dog according to length. Cow not detected via splat-o-meter measuring system.
Wombat detected!
Geometry based wombat detection system has detect wombat poop. 50% confidence. It could also be Lego.
I thought Withings already sold something that did that
But it's piss
And it's not out yet
What a coincidence, I just watched the Scrubs episode with the Dr Toilet running gag.
AI is automating the job of the owners of "sick toilets" (that's what we call those weird toilets with the poo shelves).
Power
Fuck outta here.
Analyzing the meat from taco Tuesday’s.
No. Don't.
fucking gay woke ai telling to eat more vegetables
Shit's gett'n creeeepyyy