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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm the trans girl, I hope that narrows things down

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

The FBI agent that handles my case file was supposed to give me a ride but he's sick sorry.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, the hotel, not the landscaping place.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Ahah you have fallen into my honeypot fedposting

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Oh fuck, that was today!?

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

we moved to the denny's down the block

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought Denny's is for winners 😔

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

it's an american restaurant, of course not

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We all saw a scary looking owl and ran away

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh fuck thats what that was? I thought it was a crow

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

It was scary either way! We were scared

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, the invite said "no liberals"

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Oh shidd oh fugg ive been owned

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

I told you we are on Burkina Faso time now

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chilling at home in my undies, eating some spaghetti

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Not as bald, but yeah

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Sorry, I'm busy giving my personal information to the feds

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

fella fell for the honey pot

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I think the CIA handler made the mistake on the meeting spot instead of the time now.

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hey, we're at a second location! Just head for the helipad and ask Adolf Himmler-Garcia to fly you over.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

We're still cleaning the piss out of the walls from last time

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

What have you got against piss?

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ever wonder if they'd let you into more places if you weren't covered in dirt?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

It's discrimination. I should be allowed to dress however I want.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I was at the meetup in Jakarta. I spent a lot of money flying there!!

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably at home making their Switch 2 launch day protest signs like I asked them to.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So far I got "No Joy from these Cons" with a picture of Miyamoto and Aonuma behind bars.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The counter-revolution has begun. Our strength and influence grow.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Sorry pooped my pants

935 Pennsylvania, right?

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Bacon narwhal

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago