[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 1 points 31 seconds ago

S1 is very funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOrkILQmpRk

Brandishing a gun at Maoist tourists who don't know about grizzly bears.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 33 points 9 hours ago

Bring back leaded paint and all those dangerous pigments in artist paint. I want arsenic green again. Put asbestos everywhere. It's a miracle material. I'm tired of my engine knocking so we need lead in gasoline. Lead paint, leaded gas, you know what, just give us more lead. Lead is how leaders are born. It's the spice melange, it's the mojo, it's the essence of greatness. Finally, put the coke back in coke and make codeine OTC.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago

They're all hawk tuahs.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago

Grimes. Musician. Artist. Fashion Icon. Here to tell you about how over-regulation from the FAA is harming the dreams of small businesses like Space X.

I'm just a guy. I admit that I don't find the last 12 years of anti-Trump messaging from the Democrats all that persuasive. If anything, I enjoy Trump's brashness. I just...I just don't know who JD Vance is or what this Project 2025 is all about. If only there were about 10 seconds of information about this, I could be better informed. If only there were some way to search thousands of web zones at once in order to learn more.

Anyways, I'm going to go jack off to pornography now. It's something I really enjoy doing and I would hate it if a President banned it.

ATF has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

This election would be a real Game of Thrones

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I simply vote for one fewer candidate than you do. When you understand why you refuse to vote Republican or for third party, you will understand why I refuse to vote for yours.

I'm not gay, my accidental brain chemistry is gay.

Do I even have to go look for a clip of him crying about jokes at his expense?

Just some guy doing the Chris Rock routine at a rally

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And when one shows up to the polls, wanting to have a good time, ignorant ass voters come to fuck it up.

Even the French revolution didn't just suddenly happen, hundreds of years of starting to understand how terrible monarchy was and building the knowledge of alternate systems among the general populace was required. The real change is people gaining more knowledge, gaining a better understanding of reality, themselves.

Maybe take some time away from math to learn about history and revolution. YOU don't really get it. The French revolution definitely wasn't people slowly learning that Monarchy is bad over hundreds of years. The Monarchy didn't have power because people didn't know better. Monarchies existed on purpose and they were maintained against the will of the lower class. They knew it was bad. The labor knew it was bad immediately. The society at whole didn't care that it was bad because it either didn't affect them or they benefited from it.

Ethan de-Klein :kelly:

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The early missions are you navigating an old Soviet Gulag in the game that is styled after Nazi work camps complete with trains and everything. You befriend a Siberian group who have family members that were forced to work by the Soviets in the Gulag. You literally save a woman who was in the camps and turned into Baba Yaga to defend herself. Part of the environmental collectables is cutting down Soviet Union flags to liberate the camp and burning Cosmonaut propaganda posters. One of the collectables hits that Soviet Solders were addicted amphetamines.

The group you befriend are holdouts of an ancient indigenous blood line with ties to ancient Greece and have blonde hair and blue eyes for some reason. There's an ancient civilization that the Soviets were trying to excavate in order to steal treasure and possibly magic. Like Indiana Jones with the Nazis.

I'm just baffled at whoever did the historical research for this game.

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"I caused young teen to become color blind"

"Whatever you fit into this square, I'll steal it from you"

Make a vending machine that destroys Teslas instead of gives them out.

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Pain, suffering even. (www.youtube.com)

This mfer about to get $200M in funding for being CEO of a minecraft server with bots

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And more than the meat is the delicious worms within. The worms will set you free. They will make you stronger. Communists are afraid of your powerful symbiotic relationship with nature. They don't want you to have gains.

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Straw Poll (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

There have been some very serious and very hurtful accusations leveled among hexbears today. It is time to purge our organization of bad actors and decide once and for all which games are good.

Rank the following:

  • Red Dead Redemption 2
  • Grand Theft Auto V
  • Horizon Forbidden West
  • God of War Ragnarok
  • Fallout 4
  • The Last of Us 2
  • Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
  • Metal Gear Solid V
  • Starfield
  • Marvel's Spider Man 2
  • Assassin's Creed Mirage
  • Elden Ring
  • Cyberpunk 2077

I have a list of which ones make you reactionary if you like them. Choose carefully.

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