this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 20 points 1 day ago

I have 3 jobs and no money, why can’t I no job and 3 money.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TWENNY DOLLARS?! I WANTED A PEANUT!

[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for money, why don't I just lay down and die.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

work kinda sucks aint it