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[–] GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty good at the motorcycle stockpiling myself. Just ask my wife lol

[–] hark@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

The rich would rather live in an apocalypse than let workers have some more of the wealth that the workers themselves have created.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I say that when the billionaires retreat into their bunkers we should all cover the entrances and vents with a couple hundred layers of concrete.

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

They're just building latrines for future civilizations.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There are things called bunker busters too

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Those are too fast. I prefer to let them rot.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Electric motorcycles? Do preppers have an understanding of how gasoline absorbs water from the air and is substantially worse within a matter of months? Even with stabilizer, you get a few years out of it, tops. What are you going to use for the rest of your life?

To be fair, the writers of post-apocalyptic Hollywood movies don't understand it, either.

[–] hello@retrolemmy.com 6 points 3 days ago

Create your own gasoline refining plant in your bunker and crank out fuel as you need it? Should be fine because motorcycles don't use a lot of gas. But you would think if you had tons of money you might put some solar panel stuff in storage as well just in case

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Could always set up a refinery of sorts.

And while gas absorbs water from the air, I'm sure there is an expensive way to if not outright prevent it, than slow it down way more than current mass adopted storage.

Off the top of my head i imagine some sort of giant glass tank involving vaccums and check valves would at least extend the usable life by a fair amount.

And while there are a lot of popular motorcycles whose gas mileage is little better than a car there are also a good amount with amazing gas mileage.

There's also the possibility of converting the motorcycles to alternate fuel sources like propane or natural gas.

Or as these people are just rich assholes indulging in their fantasies they may really take their cue from movies.

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 105 points 4 days ago (20 children)

I don't remember who said it, but I think about this comment a lot:

All these billionaires would rather spend their wealth building bunkers for when their actions cause social collapse, instead of trying to prevent social collapse in the first place.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 days ago (5 children)

The thing is, none of these bunkers are built by billionaires. Would be real unfortunate if they had some design flaws in them lol

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Many Bothans have died to bring us this intel.

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[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

These assholes always fantasize that their wealth and accumulation of luxury items will grant them the leg up to become rulers during the social collapse. They don't realize that in case of a social collapse the world won't immediately look like Mad Max, and they certainly aren't Immortan Joe. It will look more like Children of Man. Very slow and very gradual and with a lot mass governmental violence, not small arms violence.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 13 points 4 days ago

Because becoming a billionaire itself contributes to society’s collapse. They are opposite goals.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Further, they don't have what it takes to survive off the land, nor the intimidation to warlord after.

Other than a pensioners its difficult to imagine someone more dependant on the systems.

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[–] guillem@aussie.zone 140 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If your way of making money makes you really fear people will be mad at you, you should be asking yourself what's wrong with your way of making money. That is, if you care. But if you don't care don't whine.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 4 days ago

I know which compound I’m targeting first.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I would like for them to find out the hard way that the characteristics to be a leader in a Neo-liberal capitalistic society are not the same in an apocalyptic wasteland.

And by hard way, I mean that they would be made the fucksock of charismatic warlord.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 92 points 4 days ago (16 children)

I read a book called Lucifer's Hammer by Larry Niven many years ago about a comet hitting the Earth. There was a scene in the book, after the impact, where a rich guy manages to finally reach a place up in the mountains where he has supplies stashed, only to find that his employees have claimed it for themselves and won't let him in because he's basically useless in the new world of survival.

If you were working for Huffman or Musk or any of the rest of them, and a there was a huge society ending disaster, would you let them in when they showed up or would you just shoot them down with their own guns? I know what I would do. I can't imagine anyone letting them in.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It doesn't even have to be so combative.

Imagine being thrown together with 99 other survivors of the apocalypse and 1 of them was musk.

There's going to be medical people and trades people and farmers and naturalists and even people with governance experience from community groups et cetera.

Imagine how utterly useless a billionaire would be in that context. Their entitlement would make them worse than useless. Like I'd rather be stuck with nanna who is just a drain on resources rather than someone who's only skill is self interest.

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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 68 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dude could have been cast as a white walker and HBO would have saved a ton in VFX and makeup costs.

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[–] Secret_Music@crazypeople.online 42 points 4 days ago (4 children)

The really funny thing about Spez is that he's far from a power player in the tech scene, nowhere near the likes of Musk and Zuckerberg. But he so desperately wants to be that he actually just looks sad and pathetic in the process.

Wtf is he going to do with his stockpile of motorbikes during the apocalypse? Start a Mad Max biker crew? What a fkn loser lol.

[–] Ghosthacked@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago (5 children)

He's just going to the next tier of cuck that provides bikes for the raiders that get in his bunker. They should keep him alive as a manservant when his little apocalypse plan falls apart.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (10 children)

I always find it funny that people imagibe that in an apocalypse a modern fossil fuel vehicle would be any good. Unless you know how to modify the engine to use realistically self-producable fuel you will be able to run it for only a few months before all the fuel in the world degrades and starts destroying/not running the engine. Better off getting electric vehicles as electricity is actually easy to produce.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

A bicycle isn't a bad thing to have in an apocalypse. Not difficult to maintain, considerably faster and more efficient than walking, basically no infrastructure required.

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

at least we know who to rob.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hilarious and sad considering those techbros are creating the conditions for a possible economic collapse, such as playing with creepto.

Oh yes, kinda reminds me of reading a chapter in World War Z (the book with its dark comedy is still more entertaining than the humorless movie), like how one character found himself on an island full of rich people... Guess what happened next?

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I remember correctly their bodyguards turn on them and kill them in their bunkers.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

A parallel, similar would be ghandis govt in the 70s, was murdered by their own bodyguards because the pm was targeting sikh people for persecution.

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[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's ok, they're gathering supplies for the people. Once things start it'll all be in one convient place to take.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The first thing people will do when society collapses is head to where the billionaires live to raid their stockpiles.

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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 14 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Would rich people want to live in a world where there is no one else to enslave?

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[–] Generic_Idiot@lemm.ee 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Just collecting shit for badder men really. Dumb.

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Where are you getting the gas, Steve? Gas is only good for a few months in storage without treatment and a couple of years with it. Have you never read a fucking book?

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[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Multiple motorcycles? What's he gonna do, ride them all at once?

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If you have a bunch of motorcycles going in a line and you ride another motorcycle on top of that line like a conveyor belt then you will be going twice as fast as the highest speed the single motorcycle could go.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Self fulfilling prophecy

[–] SSNs4evr@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago

The crappy thing, is that while they plan on a possible collapse of soceity, they could just as easily plan on what to do about all the displaced workers created, by all their technical solutions seeking problems.

[–] CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

People are crazy and we are ruled by the crazy

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bunker boy should be the first to go into hole

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

thiel, musk, bezos, altman, they have thier palaces, complexes much like putin does.

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

That would be a nice vault to loot.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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