Purple: You have eaten beets recently. Green: You have had a Vitamin B supplement.
this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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Or a really bad UTI
I've pissed every color here. My pee is LGBT.
Actually can I get rgb installed in my penis so I can pee all colors at all times?
The person who empties the urine bag has entered the chat!
Yoo I want blue pee. My girlfriend takes vitamins that make her pee neon yellow and I'm jealous.
Energy drinks can make it neon yellow as well.
I'm guessing it's a particular b vitamin that does it.
Purple urine bag syndrome?
Edit: well damn, totally a thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_urine_bag_syndrome
The first person to experience that, along with their doctors, must've been freaking the fuck out lmao
"What do we call it?"
Let's from a rainbow just from piss alone!
It is pride month
Mmmhm, mmmhm... I know some of these words!
REALLY have to see a doctor (or you ate a few too many beets).
Beets: come for the dirty hose hose water taste, stay for the fear of death after bathroom trips!
No such thing as too many beets, I'm afraid
Why are you afraid? Don't be scared
Or took AZO.
Yellow-green to light green = monster on an empty stomach.
B vitamins right? Certain vitamin supplements will give you some neon pee too
also contrast dyes for medical imaging, that'll mess with your pee colour on the way out.
Also one too many hand grenades on bourbon street (1 is too many)
(the drink, not the creature)
Also taking gas station pills full of burdock root because you think you might have a drug test.
So what is the normal pee color? Light green?
Sorta between what and what.
Transparent, very slightly yellow-ish. Depends on what you drunk, ate, if you're sick or not etc.
Edit: but as with all things in life, pee can be as varied as people are. "Normal" for someone could be "seek immediate attention" to others. Also, even the colors on the right side of the wheel happen.
My piss is always crystal clear.
(I’m the drink too much water part of the chart)
I'm bi-polar. I don't suffer manic episodes anymore (it levels out with age, as far as I can tell), but when I was awake for four days, forgetting to drink water, my pee turned a dark and sickly, cloudy yellow. And it smelled awful. I don't miss it.
Beets
I read it as bees.
Please do not the bees.
If your piss is blue or purple, you probably have porphyria. It also means you need to go see a doctor.
Or it means you’ve been seeing one, are probably in ICU and you’ve been given mega doses of some B vitamins to help your blood pressure… at least that’s why my pee was purple
Lyka pro
Wasn't that the fancy camera Jamie had in Eurotrip? 🤔
Also: The lime green section just means you've drank a Monster or two before peeing. That shit always turn my pee into radioactive green. It even glows!
Purple: See a doctor and let your son be regent.
(I like to keep my references fresh and relevant)
What if it comes out that color that researchers discovered that you can only see by shining lasers in your eyes?
Ha-ha ha-ha-ha, now you're blind!
(asdfmovie)
Green is from drinking too much milk. Like three liters per day.