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[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 102 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Utah is the second highest consumer of cosmetic surgery in the United States. They call it "The Utah Look." In case you wanted to know why this lady's tits are so big.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jed Binrup

Now that's a fake name

[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Oh boy, do you know about the meme for Utah Mormon names?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Katana

While all these other kids studied dance, she studied the blade.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

Back in high school I tried to ask her out to prom but she just teleported behind me and said "nothing personnel kid"

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Totally a 7th kids name if I have ever seen one. Usually the parents have given up at that stage and are just letting the kids raise the other kids too.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think it was scientifically concluded that 5-7 kids were the max before the parents neglected the kids. I can confirm this because in CK3, I wouldn’t even remember that I had 23 kids and most of them grow up to be insignificant or drunks or criminals

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sabine

That's a pretty normal name in Germany fwiw. But the rest were made up by thinky-felix for sure.

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[–] Venus@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

Is that like the Innsmouth Look?

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[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 89 points 2 years ago (2 children)

don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda

don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda

don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda

kobeni-sweat

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 70 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Just convert to Mormonology and you too can have gigantulonormous bazingabooberinos

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Mormonism is better than hrt for breast growth tbh

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[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 84 points 2 years ago

mao-wtf men hold up half the tits

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Both her tits are literally the size of the baby.

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Is that where they come from?!?

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Yes, just like how pee is stored in the balls.

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

This has got to be my new favorite genre of reactionary memery. They’re trying to do the whole “uphold traditional lifestyles and value” schtick but can’t help telling on themselves that they think it’s going to mean they can fuck women who look like the porn stars they wank to.

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Just imagine the prompt fed to the AI to get this output

[–] Targuinia@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago (6 children)
[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the difference between today's nazis and the nazis of 30 years ago is the ones today get even less pussy

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Also a porn addiction.

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"White Christian couple with baby and woman has gadornkulous bazoombas like some real massive dommy mommy milkerinos a pair of absolutely collosal hoohahyabbos humina humina humina"

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[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I don't think people like this understand that there's no real incentive to proselytizing atheism. Start a family with your weird hands and your huge boobed wife, believe whatever you want. I honestly don't give a shit

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i have weird hands, where's my

spoilermormon temple?

[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (14 children)

Its more of a gothic cathedral really. Most of the mormon temples I've seen look like a midwest city capitol building

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[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Y'all think this is funny? The moment he removes his hand, her spine snaps - it's a medical necessity 😤

[–] PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I straight up thought that was her own hand.

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This picture makes my back hurt

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Move to Utah

Be a chiropractor

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Getting a shirt like that must be hard to find

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What’s particularly funny about posts like these is that it often comes from dudes who are in their 20s or 30s but still single. They don’t have children, girlfriends, or wives but are giving out family advice.

They are also likely incels and despise white women and fetishize Asian women, but again, they’re nowhere near the family stage so it’s just a dude larping as a trad nationalist father figure but is probably barely older than a high school senior

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

It's not wholesome without groping

[–] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Man was made in God's image and man is pleased by the female form. It follows, therefore, that big ol' titties are pleasing to the Lord. As a Christian man, it is your biblical duty to raise pure, ample-breasted daughters for the Lord to ogle from the heavens above.

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[–] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 32 points 2 years ago

That's just Nazi propaganda modernised

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