I want my best friend alive again, and the cancer to be gone. He can have the third.

• Reduce atmospheric CO2 to pre-industrial levels
• Give me the ability to see/hear remote locations at will.
• Give me Jessica Jones style mind-control, but without needing to be physically present.

'scuse me while I go unfuck some shit.

1. Motivation to complete anything I decide to do.

2. General happiness with life.

3. Good health for my immediate family and I for 50 years.

1. A post scarcity society

2. World peace

3. The eradication of authoritarianism

Fix global environment/emissions to stable levels.

Fix ignorance/hate

Fix capitalism & greed

a private reality which obeys whatever rules i want it to.

the ability to interface this reality with any others, as well as disconnect it, at will.

A monkeys paw mechanic for everyone in this thread except for me, the annullment of my own bodily needs (eg. sleep, food, water), and i dunno, maybe a cool rock

An Commodore 64, 7 million dollars, and a garbage can that never gets full

1 - safety plan from other poster "if i, as i am now or as i become subsequent to their fulfilment, am unsatisfied with the outcome of any of my wishes, i wish to return to the moment i first was granted them, retaining full knowledge of the timeline as i caused it to be but with the ability to make diffent choices"
2 - maine plan - everyone wakes up to find out we are in a simulation and the real world is a post scarcity start trek like society but with total peace and harmony and none of the fighting
3 - backup plan - my own personal universe/dimension where I control all aspects of it and can enter it and leave it whenever I want. It exists outside of our time/space so when I enter and leave I can go anywhere within either as a destination

Omnipotence. Then I'm pretty much done.

1. Post scarcity society.

2. Immortality.

3. Infinite wishes.

Universal healthcare

Capitalism and authoritarianism eradicated

Everyone's medical and student debt wiped

1. Infinite positive-effects-only wishes (what I consider to be positive)

2. Everyone now has empathy and selflessness, eliminating corruption, greed, stepping over each other, exploitation, etc.

3. Post-scarcity society, eliminating class even more than the above, since everyone can own whatever they want. Basically a real life Replicator.

4. Since I got infinite wishes, given number 3, society will have an even bigger trash problem than we already have. So a convenient, self-contained black hole we can put trash into, inventing a method of creating dark matter, revolutioning how we store energy, Futurama-style, which then becomes free due to post-scarcity.

5. Healthy planet, healthy people, healthy animals, plants, etc. Also includes mental health (infinite wishes are nice)

Two chicks at the same time

Not sure about the third wish

My own General Systems Vehicle complete with a holodeck lol.

Immortality via transfer of consciousness into permanent artificial bodies for me, my wife, and our dog.

All humans will become much more proactive and thus don't put up with corporate or government bullshit.

what's the monkey paw mechanic I'm confused

Max verstappen and Donald Trump both due in a head on car collision against each other.

Green Bay Packers never win another game.

To live a long and healthy life with my wife.

The power to change things, the knowledge of how to change things for a desired outcome, and the wisdom to know if I should.

Fix the environmental and ecological collapse, end bigotry, the ability to shapeshift

To own my own theme park in which the rides never break down so that everyone can enjoy it anytime.

£10 million. I think that’s more than enough to live off.

The ability to forget something at will so that I can experience something again for the first time.

I wish for a machine that can convert matter to its subatomic particles and then rearrange them back together according to any pattern that it has stored by previously disassembling, that is also able to be integrated into the human body.

I wish for an autonomous cloud computer system that can store both the patterns and a full copy of every bit of data currently on the internet and that the machine produced and that has a neural integration system so that the entire process can be controlled by the mind, and that this system also be able to be integrated into the human body.

I wish to have both of those and myself, 1 year from today to be brought, fully functional and with all knowledge and systems intact into the past, taking the place of my 18 year old self.

• A bottle that refills magically with the most delicious, cool, refreshing water
• Wolverine's ability to regenerate any body part
• And invisibility cloak

1. For learning to be easier for everyone, so humanity can grow wiser.
2. For kind acts to extend people's lives, so humanity will grow kinder.
3. For the afterlife to be as perfect as promised, so we can see them again after a life of kind wisdom.

Wipe the student loan debt and I'll donate the other two wishes to charity.

Seriously, fuck this six figures of bullshit.

1. Immortality.

2. The ability to link one’s life to mine, effectively make others immortal.

3. Plant the Overview Effect into the mind of every human and make it a part of humanity’s consciousness forever.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich. On rye bread. With lettuce, and mustard.

Video game style save states so when I mess things up I can just go back and fix them as long as I remembered to save. Like that one rick and morty episode except without killing a version of myself every time I use it