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If there's a HBO George Santos miniseries - who should play him? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

That image makes me realize what a huge missed opportunity Santos had to wear an eyepatch just to fuck with Crenshaw. He could have come into a congessional session and claimed that there was an attempt on his life that robbed him of one of his eyes because someone wanted to silence him. Now we'll never get to see itdeeper-sadness

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chris Pratt obviously

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sydney Sweeney

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Paul F Tompkins

[–] dmonzel@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Daphne Zuniga already has experience playing a Drewish princess, so she might be a good fit.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Baldwin brothers

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

All of them, simultaneously

[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Jonah Hill

[–] Professional_Lurker@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Oliver Platt

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Can they have hundreds of actors do one scene each and never make any mention of it?

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

John Leguizamo in the violator costume from Spawn

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gilbert Godfrey

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

CGI Gilbert Gottfried? Or Zombie Gilbert Gottfried?

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

It’s just a guy named Gilbert Godfrey with an impeccable resumé

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn, I forgot. It would be kinda fitting to do cgi though, it would be the most real part of this whole saga.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In the very end - in the last dialog he yells at reporters not in Santos's voice but in a sort of typical Gottfried shouty voice "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S A LIE!" Then he says in normal volume "I'm real," in Gottfried's real voice - I mean, not real-real but you know what I mean.

Fin.

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

edward james olmos

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

Not George Santos but Kitara Ravache LOL LOL

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Nick Cage.

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Edward Norton