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If there's a HBO George Santos miniseries - who should play him? (hexbear.net)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

george santos

[-] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

objectively correct

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

lol omg Harvey Guillen really is the best answer

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

That image makes me realize what a huge missed opportunity Santos had to wear an eyepatch just to fuck with Crenshaw. He could have come into a congessional session and claimed that there was an attempt on his life that robbed him of one of his eyes because someone wanted to silence him. Now we'll never get to see itdeeper-sadness

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sydney Sweeney

[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Chris Pratt obviously

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Paul F Tompkins

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Kevin james

[-] dmonzel@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Daphne Zuniga already has experience playing a Drewish princess, so she might be a good fit.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

The Baldwin brothers

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

All of them, simultaneously

[-] the_kid@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Jonah Hill

[-] Professional_Lurker@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Oliver Platt

[-] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

John Leguizamo in the violator costume from Spawn

[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Can they have hundreds of actors do one scene each and never make any mention of it?

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

edward james olmos

[-] Im14abeer@midwest.social 4 points 9 months ago

Gilbert Godfrey

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

CGI Gilbert Gottfried? Or Zombie Gilbert Gottfried?

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

It’s just a guy named Gilbert Godfrey with an impeccable resumé

[-] Im14abeer@midwest.social 1 points 9 months ago

Damn, I forgot. It would be kinda fitting to do cgi though, it would be the most real part of this whole saga.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

In the very end - in the last dialog he yells at reporters not in Santos's voice but in a sort of typical Gottfried shouty voice "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S A LIE!" Then he says in normal volume "I'm real," in Gottfried's real voice - I mean, not real-real but you know what I mean.

Fin.

[-] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Nick Cage.

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 months ago

Not George Santos but Kitara Ravache LOL LOL

[-] Omegamint@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

Edward Norton

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