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If there's a HBO George Santos miniseries - who should play him? (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

lol omg Harvey Guillen really is the best answer

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

That image makes me realize what a huge missed opportunity Santos had to wear an eyepatch just to fuck with Crenshaw. He could have come into a congessional session and claimed that there was an attempt on his life that robbed him of one of his eyes because someone wanted to silence him. Now we'll never get to see itdeeper-sadness

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sydney Sweeney

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Chris Pratt obviously

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Paul F Tompkins

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Kevin james

[–] dmonzel@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Daphne Zuniga already has experience playing a Drewish princess, so she might be a good fit.

[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Jonah Hill

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Baldwin brothers

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

All of them, simultaneously

[–] Professional_Lurker@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Oliver Platt

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Can they have hundreds of actors do one scene each and never make any mention of it?

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

John Leguizamo in the violator costume from Spawn

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gilbert Godfrey

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

CGI Gilbert Gottfried? Or Zombie Gilbert Gottfried?

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

It’s just a guy named Gilbert Godfrey with an impeccable resumé

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I forgot. It would be kinda fitting to do cgi though, it would be the most real part of this whole saga.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In the very end - in the last dialog he yells at reporters not in Santos's voice but in a sort of typical Gottfried shouty voice "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S A LIE!" Then he says in normal volume "I'm real," in Gottfried's real voice - I mean, not real-real but you know what I mean.

Fin.

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

edward james olmos

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Nick Cage.

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

Not George Santos but Kitara Ravache LOL LOL

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago

Edward Norton