this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2023
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[โ€“] Parsani@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

Needs more minions

[โ€“] JCreazy@midwest.social 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

You rub the bag between your fingers at the opening which will give you a starting hole.

[โ€“] casskaydee@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Keep going I'm almost there

[โ€“] isame@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just saying if he takes two steps to his left, those leafy greens are probably under a sprinkler. Just wet your fingers slightly.

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

fellas is touching vegetables gay?

[โ€“] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

gigachad It's confidence.

[โ€“] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You can tell this is fake because anti-cracker-aktion think bell peppers are too spicy

[โ€“] Lucien@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

ypepo amirite

[โ€“] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Why would they be red if they weren't spicy?

[โ€“] Southloop@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Dab your fingers on the produce like a stamp sponge. Works like a charm.

[โ€“] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

are you old? bc my dad has this problem but I don't

[โ€“] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

This is why old people lick their fingers before turning the newspaper