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[-] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 115 points 8 months ago

X for doubt.

There's no way someone survives something as big as a butt plug moving from their arse to their chest at near the speed of sound. You might as well put their internal organs though a juicer and see if they survive.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 70 points 8 months ago

'speed of sound' is clearly an exaggeration...

MRI machines have some pretty powerful magnets, but they still won't accelerate anything to the speed of sound, let alone an object held reasonably securely and only within the space of ~12 inches.

It's not a particularly large or sharp object; I could see it being pulled through the inside of a chest cavity mostly pushing stuff out of the way. Definitely 'major injuries' though.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

I would guess speed of sound is the upper limit of what MRIs can accelerate small metal objects to. So it's easy shorthand for an author who didn't know anything about MRIs before writing the article to reference. obviously something so large and inside a human would not accelerate to those speeds.

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

Surely "speed of sound" must be an exaggeration, i don't see the object reaching mach 1 and then stopping within such a short distance.

Plus they happened to be in a hospital, so chances of survival are maximized.

[-] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

weird that they happened to be in a hospital, tho

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Yeah, some crazy people want to have their MRIs at a hospital rather than in the woods like you're meant to. Takes all kinds i guess

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I want you to realize the human ass can spread up to 7 inches. Oh course this can happen and they survive.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 95 points 8 months ago

I wore a steel ring to an MRI, and the second I got anywhere close to the machine I could feel it vibrating on my finger. There was definitely warning signs for this person, and they still went ahead.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 58 points 8 months ago

It's a buttplug... Vibrating isn't much of a warning, and it's hard to be reasonable when you're about to cum.

[-] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 8 months ago

A 100% silicone buttplug shouldn't vibrate

[-] MyDearWatson616@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

What am I gonna do? Not get closer to whatever is making my prostate vibrate?

[-] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

I feel like you've made a great T-Shirt here...

"It's hard to be reasonable when you're about to cum."

[-] ma3ve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 8 months ago

Thanks for ruining butt plugs for m… my friend… 👀

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 8 months ago

More ruining MRIs rather than butt plugs for me

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

Get a metal plug anyway! The Njoy PurePlug is the best plug.

[-] farfarawaay@sh.itjust.works 51 points 8 months ago
[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

diminished glutes

[-] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Peggy, I can see your whut-nots...

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 8 months ago

This isn't real please stop spreading misinformation

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 74 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There is an FDA report on it. There is nothing saying that it is a hoax or that it is fake.

If you're going to claim something is fake then I highly recommend you actually provide sources to back yourself up instead of this weirdly aggressive accusation based off of, seemingly, literally nothing.

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 8 months ago

It's also just not how MRIs work. The magnet is on before the patient is in the room. They would be injured before the scan. The fda incident is likely heating due to eddy currents in non magnetic metal which is more in line with the injuries people sustain with their rings and shit when not removed. Like why induction stove has magnetic interlocks else wedding ring cuts finger off

[-] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 16 points 8 months ago

So it's just another clickable lie, because of course it is, it's too perfect. I can't fact-check everything and it's a bad use of time if I have to.

I gotta get off of social media entirely, I can work with fiction presented as fiction but it's just an endless firehose of lies from people who think they have a god-given right to lie as much as they need to, on every platform. The AI thing is just getting started. I lost track of reality several months ago, and that's not supposed to be some sort of jokey joke.

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 8 months ago

you can't prove a negative. How do you prove something didn't happen.

Read your own link, no attached image, no mention of internal hemorrhage, no mention of material. The misinformation post might be inspired by this but that image isn't real.

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 15 points 8 months ago

Last I saw was that the incident is real, but the image and associated text are not real. But can't remember where I read about this.

[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago

"Although MDRs are a valuable source of information, this passive surveillance system has limitations, including the potential submission of incomplete, inaccurate, untimely, unverified, or biased data."

https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfmaude/search.cfm

[-] sickpusy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

You can always treat stuff as science fiction and enjoy regardless. What's the harm!

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 8 months ago

Increasingly large segments of society are losing their grip on reality. Distinguishing fact from fiction requires practice if it is to work when it matters.

Just look at OP asking me to prove a negative, something literally impossible.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 8 months ago

A lot. Imagine antivax and flatearther use your argument when caught lying.

[-] batmaniam@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Man, I could be wrong but I swear the flat earth started as a joke like the whole "birds aren't real" thing. But it had a more intellectual thought excersizey angle like "tell me why the earth is round". I know for a fact that's how my earth science teacher used it getting into how to structure a testable hypothesis and the scientific method. I wonder everytime I see flat earth shit when exactly he had to retire that one. It's to bad because it was great then.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah, iirc Qanon start as a 4chan joke that got seriously bad too.

[-] _Cid_@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

Thats technically an anal coil gun

[-] CabbageColonialist@iusearchlinux.fyi 27 points 8 months ago

He got railed though

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago

I can't fathom trusting anyone besides a medical professional enough to leave any sort of "black box" foreign item inside me while having an MRI.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 8 months ago

anal rail gun sounds like a gwar album

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

The world's deadliest torpedo.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Buttpedo

Or

Tearpedo

But now that I have written it, it sounds like some specialization of the pedo class humans, da fuq, I am going to sleep.

[-] Toes@ani.social 4 points 8 months ago

Have a good night

[-] DrPop@lemmy.ml 12 points 8 months ago

Very valid lawsuit for a deviant.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

This post reminded me of the fact that there was a local punk band when I was a kid that had an awesome song called "vibrating buttplug." I wish I had a recording of it.

[-] seang96@spgrn.com 7 points 8 months ago

Should have walked in backwards for a safer test.

[-] Rolder@reddthat.com 1 points 8 months ago

Wonder how it would feel to have it ripped out at that speed

[-] niisyth@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

Doubt a flare helps much when it's being propelled by such a strong magnetic field.

[-] CabbageColonialist@iusearchlinux.fyi 10 points 8 months ago

Makes it more like a hollow-point

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

He might be an attorney, but it isn't certain, but instead estimated to be one.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

"I dunno, homeboy just started yelling at me that he was gonna sue and using all this... this fuckin' post hoc and calling me ipso fatso. I'd estimate he's probably a lawyer. Anyway, I was like 'habeas corpus, well maybe it's Morpheus and take your butt-plug bullet with ya!' You wanna get an MRI? Empty your prison pouch!"

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago
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