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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Please don't take Plan B, bros. It'll make your balls fall out your arsehole, don't ask me how I know.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

🤞please say it didn't happen!🤞

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

New diy orchi procedure just dropped??

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

So it changes your sex?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago

If the description of her is accurate she doesn't need them though.

[–] Nesola@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Could somebody explain this?

[–] robotica@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Plan B is a pill that you take after somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy. Since plan A is to use protection, plan B is used when, for some reason, you could not have used protection.

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or your protection broke, it happens...

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I got the impression he wants to try one.

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He does. Which raises.... Questions...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 14 points 10 months ago

Some people just love popping pills

The more non-descript the better

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy

Seems kinda counter-intuitive if you ask me..

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Condoms break 🤷‍♂️

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm aware. What I was joking about was the ambiguous wording that could be taken to mean that someone came in someone in order to prevent pregnancy. Potentially analogous to turning on a lamp to prevent light 😛

[–] robotica@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I also had to do a double take after I wrote it, because it didn't make sense to me either 😆

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fight fire with fire, my man.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of this passage from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

The renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink. He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it. He then had another quick one to follow the first one down and check that it was all right.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Well, i don't want to get pregnant soo..

Gotta do what i gotta do

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is it just a brand name for the morning-after pill (i.e. emergency contraception)?

[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Americans and they're brand names in pharmaceuticals is strange to me

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I think it is just called that, not sure if its a brand name.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I cannot vouch for the accuracy of the information, but it passes my totally uniformed bullshit detector. https://www.distractify.com/p/what-happens-if-a-guy-takes-plan-b has an article on just that. In summary, nothing fun or pleasant. Keep away from Ambien, as they may look physically similar.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Hey, back up a minute. You say your BS detector totally wears a uniform? 🤔

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah. I searched a little because hcg, the pregnancy hormone, actually increases male testosterone and is used by bodybuilders to prevent negative side effects of roids. Levonorgestrel was studied to be used in male contraceptive along with intramuscular testosterone. The most accepted hormone to a male pill now is Nestorone. Pretty interesting looking at papers from 1996 and more recent ones, from the last ten years, speaking about gel as a contraceptive method. And on a personal note, I wouldn't take the male pill lmao.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you fuck her ass, why does she need Plan B?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

Cause Plan A was in the front, duh