I really wanted to see Trump just ignore every question and relentlessly bully Desantis until he started to cry.
Same, I really wanted to see Trump doing a DeSantis impersonation on the same stage as Desantis
The clown show that is US politics couldn't even give us that. 
"DeSantis? More like DeSmallPenis"
"Hey! My penis is... well that rude!"
trump bugging his eyes out and wiggling his head around like this every time desantis tries to talk
this is my first time hearing about this. Wow. He had an amazing life, whatever you think about him. Some called him Meatball Ron, not me. I would never do that, but many people did call him Meatball Ron.
He's out you say? Good for him, good for him. I didn't think Ron had it in him to live to his truth, especially with all the nasty, nasty things he's said about our precious homosexuals. But i hope the coming days Ron grows more comfortable and honest with himse—
Race? What race? Ron doesn't look like an especially active person to me.
I'm surprised he took so long. It was a genuine master class in how to fuck up a campaign. Hopefully this launches his new career in alcoholism or something.
Keto cooking show/ supplements brand
If you also want to look like a Christmas elf with depression, take my new line of bone-based supplements.
We could have made america florida but y'all weren't ready for that.
soon underwater
God dammit. I wanted to see him get bodied over and over. Nicknames, impressions, the works. What was even the point of all this, then
I lost my poor meatball
on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese 
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed 
he rolled off the table and onto the floor 
and then my poor meatball rolled right out the door 
he already endorsed trump in the announcement he made to end his campaign. he shit on nikki haley too
The cope from NeverTrumper Republicans is a sight to behold. Trump Nation hasn't even turned its full attention to Haley yet and when it does she will be reduced to a shell of her former self just like Jeb, Rubio, and now DeSantis. Weirdly, Cruz hasn't lost as much mojo as other former Trump rivals but that's probably due to his entrenched position and complete lack of conscience or shame.
He instantly capitulated and began suckling the teet.
Fuckin loser
He endorsed Trump during the announcement, and some of his #NeverTrump fans called him a cuck, lmao.
It'll be interesting to see what happens to him next. He's term-limited in FL so unless he declares himself Florida Dictator For Life, I have to wonder who wants to scoop him up and give him a job after such a spectacular tail spin.
Trump could give him transportation secretary like Biden did to Pete lol… that’s where careers go to die
Looooohooooooseeeeeeeerrrrrr
He conceeded to Nikky already? My goodness they aren't even letting the Republicans vote in a primary. I'd feel bad for them but....ya know. 
2024 is going to be year where both major parties have no one standing on their primary ballot and we have no choice but a 
general election. AGAIN.
Real nice "democracy" ya got there. 3rd parties need to use this moment. If there was ever a case of what do you have to lose?
Seriously thought we'd get more entertaining milage out of the pirmaries.
A fucking half decade of buildup with a kings ransom spent by pundits, think tanks, and the general ghouls of the GOP and he folded from Trump at 10% of his power. Amazing
Lol I was tweakin’ hard when I thought he would be a great terror even worse than Trump.
I should’ve known he was done after Trump called him Meatball Ron.
I knew once I heard him speak.
mm hungwy
That's really like how characterization in a shonen works. He's really fierce and awful behind his silhouette but then you see him and it's fuckin Meatball Ron who makes weird faces and says "hungwy"
A deepfake campaign ad of Ron’s face on meatwad dipping a finger into a pudding cup while saying “ronny hungwy”
I remember saying this guy would be this cycle's Giuliani last year and people telling me he would be a serious threat to Trump.
So that just leaves Nikki Haley. Is NYT now gonna try to take her seriously now or just ignore her?
If he endorsed Haley, maybe. She already had a huge, uphill battle. Assuming most of DeSantis' voters actually go to Trump, she's done.
Go anti-woke, go broke.
The meatball knew he would not survive being roasted
depantpiss
This reminds me of when everyone dropped out and endorsed Biden. It's time for the Nikki Haley surge!
bitch
Get absolutely dumpstered
hahahaha loser
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