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One former pharmacy staff member told investigators that a doctor once asked if the staffer could “hook up” someone with a controlled substance “as a parting gift for leaving the White House.”

what a bro

The office dispensed controlled medications like Ambien and Provigil without verifying the patient’s identity.

hell yeah dude

It let people grab over-the-counter medicines from open bins.

this should be standard practice

upwards of $640,000 in taxpayer funds were wasted in just three years, though that number is fuzzy, because so many records were poorly kept and even handwritten.

waaaahhhhhh, half a million dollars went to giving people whatever drug they want. Under communism we'll be able to snort Z class drugs whenever we want. /joking

White House medical staff also regularly asked for brand-name medications like Ambien and Provigil instead of the generics because “their patients prefer using the brand name drugs,” a practice that contradicted military policy. Those two drugs alone cost the government $144,520 over the period from 2017 to 2019, whereas the generics would have cost $2,064, according to the report.

smdh, these people don't know the store brand soda and chips come from the same factory line.

The investigation also focused on improper record-keeping practices. The White House’s pharmacy did not keep records of controlled substances in accordance with federal law. For example, records detailing the receipt of fentanyl, ketamine, morphine, and Ambien at the White House’s pharmacy were handwritten, illegible, crossed-out, and error-filled, the report said.

Fentanyl

Fentanyl

Former White House Medical Unit medical providers told investigators that ineligible White House staff members received controlled substance prescriptions and free specialty care, including surgery, at military facilities. Even though the office was only supposed to cover care for 60 enrolled patients, the office instituted its own policy that effectively let any of the 6,000 people working in or around the White House seek health care services. Those were all inappropriately billed to the Defense Department.

Good actually, now expand it to the rest of us

Officials also offered aliases to executive branch VIPs for “enhanced privacy.” They would remove the patient’s actual name from the electronic medical record and use alternate demographic data and identifiers. Walter Reed eventually had to waive almost $500,000 in outpatient care fees for senior government officials from 2017-2019, partially because they were unable to bill patients who got this treatment.

I went in with the intent to only quote some parts for people allergic to reading articles, but this article fucking rules.

Staff and former staff also described a toxic culture in which they were not able to deny directives from senior leadership.

again, cry more. Welcome to working for a living you lanyard dipshits

Is stuff getting done? Yeah. Is it being done appropriately or legally all the time? No.

based

Military Health System officials were unable to identify which organization was responsible for overseeing the office, though it is governed by the rules of the Navy, according to the medical unit. But the Navy told investigators that it was not in charge; the Defense Health Agency, which coordinates care on behalf of the different branches of the military, and Walter Reed National Military Medical Center were. Walter Reed told investigators that it supplies the White House’s pharmacy, but that Walter Reed was not in charge of it. The Defense Health Agency admitted to investigators that the White House Medical Unit actually has “no clear line of oversight.”

Catch-22 lanyard edition

“A trained pharmacist would say, ‘OK, we need to document this. This isn’t Pez candy that we’re handing out like we’re a giant Pez dispenser.’”

shut up and dispense pills. Yes you are.

“It’s sort of head-scratching that you have the highest level of government conducting business in that manner that would never be acceptable anywhere else.”

O RLY?

The White House did not comment.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 69 points 9 months ago

Wow so this is the white house pharmacy under Hunter Biden smdh

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

The investigation is only covering up to 2020, so, so just Obama and Trump apparently. I'm sure things haven't changed under Biden, though.

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Yeah, we've known for a long time that Obama likes Modnafil

[-] regul@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Kamala's xannies more like.

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[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

“A trained pharmacist would say, ‘OK, we need to document this. This isn’t Pez candy that we’re handing out like we’re a giant Pez dispenser.’”

shut up and dispense pills. Yes you are.

holy shit though be glad that pharmacists don't do this as a matter of course. Doctors make buckwild would-be-fatal mistakes on med recs all the time. Orders for things like 10x a fatal dose or entirely wrong medications with similar names or forgetting about a fatal medication interaction happen way more often than anyone wants to admit. Talk to a hospital pharmacist some time, they've seen some scary shit.

[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Yeah, this is the hangers-on pharmacy. Somebody might die, someday, but nobody important.

Real ghouls get the real ghoul shit with all the proper precautions.

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[-] voight@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

provigil

FUCK YOU. PEOPLE DESERVE THE LIMITLESS DRUG. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

MODAFINIL IS SAFE AND MAKES YOU COOL AND GOOD

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

No clue what that means, but I respect the intensity.

[-] voight@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

It's just a wakefulness drug. It's most likely what gave us 🍅 colored bernie-chair

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

So they're all taking wakefulness drugs during the day and then sleeping pills at night? Damn

[-] voight@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Oh dude that's gotta be pretty common i know a freelance web designer for real estate companies rotating caffeine pills, diphenhydramine (normal sleeping pills) and grey goose under the desk 🥲

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

I'm not suprised really, its just kind of foreign to me. Like I'd just feel like hmmmm, well maybe if i don't take the sleeping pill i won't need the wake up pill, and if i dont take the wake up pill i wouldn't need the skeeping pill. But, after hearing about this for the first time trump-who-must-go I'm sure its pretty common

[-] voight@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

The worst thing abt sleeping pills and to a much greater extent alcohol and cigs is you wake up like SHIT.

It makes you feel horrible inside, all day. I don't know how people do it. I just rotate p low level stimulants or coffee and then smoke weed every few days before I get tense. Lets you read like a billion books a year and talk over people until everyone wants to kill you.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago
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[-] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I love how everyone is getting completely worked to the gills on productivity drugs to do pointless jobs that don't produce anything.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

They’re supposed to be producing empire but are too high on their own supply (literally and figuratively) to do so effectively.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

Why doesn't this surprise me in the slightest?

The rich and powerful always get a different set of rules

[-] Saoirse@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

The fucking audacity of these ancient gargoyles getting fucking blasted on percs all day long while presiding over a vast regime of social murder for poor drug users, and institutions designed to treat anyone seeking the same drugs by authorized means as suspected criminals at every step. It makes me mad enough to puke daggers.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

The office dispensed controlled medications like Ambien and Provigil without verifying the patient’s identity.

I think we now know why Sleepy Joe is like that

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

Now we know where Kamala gets the good shit jokermala

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Yeah but i wasnt able to get an ibuprophen witbout a doctors note in high school. Real fucking cool

[-] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

the fentanyl is coming from inside the house shocked-pikachu

[-] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Imagine the absolute state of someone who can get any of the good ones, dilaudid, oxy, old fashioned morphine, but then decides to get that absolute purity China white. Absolute madness

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Under communism we'll be able to snort Z class drugs whenever we want.

If I cant abort ambien, it's not my revolution

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Stalin making people snort ambien and watch westerns with him.

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Real pros chew the shit. By far the hardest hitting method of Ambien. Found out sublingual did way more than swallowing one night when I became a khajit trying to sell toilet paper out of my bed.

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Fuck these people. Pharmacists and healthcare workers in general work shit hours with little help and these people get to become millionaires slinging dope with no consequences

[-] Des@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

please please i beg of you do more of these dunks on other articles you want to

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If I find more boonta vista bait I’ll make an effort.

When I find good material I try to add more lighthearted news, like animal stories and stuff. It can be a. It depressing only have news in the feed.

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[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Kinda remind me of Bolesław Bierut accidentally stepping in a massive party in sejm cafeteria, getting puked on or something like that and being pissed enough to forbid any alcohol there for years.

But with drugs and in reverse.

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[-] wopazoo@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

White House medical staff also regularly asked for brand-name medications like Ambien and Provigil instead of the generics because “their patients prefer using the brand name drugs,” a practice that contradicted military policy. Those two drugs alone cost the government $144,520 over the period from 2017 to 2019, whereas the generics would have cost $2,064, according to the report.

Are the name-brand drugs even any better than the generic ones? Aren't they just the same thing, sans brand-name?

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Usually. There are some where the brand vs generic will have different distribution methods/time release/other weird things that aren’t technically the active ingredient but can change the effect

[-] putridfairytale@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This was a pretty fun read. I'm a pharmacist by trade, and I know people who work in federal facilities. Usually state laws are mere suggestions, but since the workers all have state-issued licenses they presumably want to keep, things stay pretty reasonable. Federal laws are also usually considered mandatory. Seems like nobody gave one iota of a shit here though, lmao. Guess military pharmacies are run different.

Former White House Medical Unit medical providers told investigators that ineligible White House staff members received controlled substance prescriptions and free specialty care, including surgery, at military facilities. Even though the office was only supposed to cover care for 60 enrolled patients, the office instituted its own policy that effectively let any of the 6,000 people working in or around the White House seek health care services. Those were all inappropriately billed to the Defense Department.

Lol this part slaps. Who gives a shit if someone got free care. Critical support for only letting ghouls and ghoul-adjacents in though.

Military Health System officials were unable to identify which organization was responsible for overseeing the office, though it is governed by the rules of the Navy, according to the medical unit. But the Navy told investigators that it was not in charge; the Defense Health Agency, which coordinates care on behalf of the different branches of the military, and Walter Reed National Military Medical Center were. Walter Reed told investigators that it supplies the White House’s pharmacy, but that Walter Reed was not in charge of it. The Defense Health Agency admitted to investigators that the White House Medical Unit actually has “no clear line of oversight.”

miyazaki-laugh holy fuck I bet working here was a blast. imagine the stories! jesus christ part of me wants to write a little series of short stories in this setting.

White House Medical Unit officials, defending the practices to the OIG, emphasized that the unit “does not operate a true pharmacy,” telling investigators that “the unit does not handle a large enough volume of pharmaceuticals to qualify as a pharmacy or to require a full time pharmacist.”

Lol, up to 6,000 eligible patients and no full time pharmacist? I understand military pharm techs are allowed to do a lot of work that requires a pharmacist in the civilian world, but come on what the fuck? I wonder how much that 6,000 number was inflated. A good tech can outperform an average pharmacist at filling scripts any day in my experience but god damn, at some point somebody trained to make clinical decisions needs to be involved right?

TY for the link, this was super entertaining in the darkest way!

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[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Based. Unironically based.

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