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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net to c/electoralism@hexbear.net

Got my primary ballot and there are actually a lot of alternatives to Genocide Joe. Voting is a fuck and not worth much of my time so I figure I'd fast-track by asking other people their opinions:

Eban Cambridge (https://voterguide.sos.ca.gov/candidates/president/president-dem-cand-statements.htm#cambridge) : Pros: Weak support for a one-state solution, legalizing weed. Cons: Still wants to fund Ukraine, weirdly specific about taxes, niche opinions about things I don't care about like making family court more gender balanced -- I thought it already was and this could be a MRA dog whistle.

Orb Mommy (https://marianne2024.com/meet-marianne/): White woman capitalist and I'm very distrustful of the woo woo language, but she says some cool things sometimes so maybe she's the one if there's nobody good on the ballot.

Dean Philips: White man capitalist who "both-sides" a genocide. Lol no.

Armando "Mando" Perez-Serrato (https://presidentmando.com/):

MANDO Demands Biden Stop the GENOCIDE

MANDO is the "ONLY" Presidential Candidate calling for a Ceasefire. Vote for Mando as your way to Protest Against the GENOCIDE of 30,000 Palestinians & to support a #CeasefireNow. Biden/Kamala/ Netanyahu are War Criminals. GENOCIDE JOE, how many BABIES, CHILDREN and MOTHERS did you kill today in GAZA? Mando will refer Joe Biden/ Kamala/ Benjamin Netanyahu to the International Criminal Court for War Crimes & make sure Hunter Biden goes to prison for Federal Crimes. #GenocideJoe #ComplicitKamala"

That actually answers my question! Mando is clearly the most based Democratic candidate and will get my vote. But I'll go through the rest of them anyway.

Frankie Lozada (https://lozada2024.com/): Seems to pay lip service to universal healthcare and caring about immigrants, but not a single word about foreign policy so not him

Gabriel Cornejo (https://www.gabe2024.com/about-gabriel): Has basically no platform or stance on anything, pass.

Cenk Uygur: Desperately trying to stay relevant. No.

Jason Palmer: I'm not voting for a white man business owner.

Genocide Joe: There is a special place in Hell for anyone who willingly provides aid to genocidal monsters. You heard it here folks, those who vote Biden are going to Hell.

Write-in: They throw write-ins away so while I would love to write myself or Comrade Fidel in, I'm leaning against it given that Mando is saying what I would say if I were officially running but I'm not old enough to be president according to the constitution.

Uncommitted: Weak-ass shit that sends a weak message.

Edit: So it turns out that Mando is a whack imperialist who supports NATO, is rabidly against China, wants to decrease immigration. Maybe the only good thing he said is sending Genocide Joe to the ICJ. Unfortunately I was so taken with that idea that I already filled the fucking ballot out in pen and sealed it. The message the libs will take is "huh, I guess people really loved his hard stance for NATO, against China, and against immigrants!"

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[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago
[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

I still say the best thing to do is to write in "Genocide Joe"

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago
[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It is November 8th, 2024. It is now Friday, with the US general election having been held three days prior. It has been a real nail biter. After days of tallying, Donald Trump holds a tentative lead in the Electoral College, however the totals in a handful of swing states are close enough that Joe Biden can claim victory by filing a legal motion in these states claiming that the few hundred write-in votes for "Genocide Joe" are clearly votes for him. lathe-of-heaven

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago
[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

It's still her turn. It'll never be anyone else's turn til she gets hers.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

How about...

IT'S HILLARY'S TURN!

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mando is realistic but a true leftist writes in Lenin.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Write in Joseph Stalin for maximum lib triggering. Or Kim Jong Un.

[-] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mando sounds good. He's correct and has a kickass name. What else do you need? edit: obligatory "voting is for libs anyway"

[-] _KOSMONAUT@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 7 months ago

Mando?

Solutions: China:

Problem: Biden/Kamala are letting China take over, threaten and attack the United States. To kill over 1 million Americans with a Biological Weapon (Covid-19) created in the Wuhan Lab. China's Purpose is to infiltrate, weaken and attack countries to take them over without directly declaring War. Everyday Biden is President America gets weaker & falls just like him.

NATO:

Mando plans to add America's membership to NATO as part of the United States Constitution

China: As President, Mando will declare 100% Comprehensive Full Trade Embargo against China.

what a maniac

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

China: As President, Mando will declare 100% Comprehensive Full Trade Embargo against China

A vote for Mando is a vote to absolutely obliterate the US economy overnight, that's why he's got my vote stalin-approval

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

HOLY SHIT I MISSED THAT, NEVERMIND WHAT THE FUCK

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

I loved Mando in Star Wars, so probably him

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Mando Calrissian is my favorite star war guy

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Vote mando and says its cause of mandalorian show, lol, how is it a question

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This is the way. Genocide is NOT the way.

Free Palestine. Free Mandalor.

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

MANDO WILL WIN!
IF YOU HATE: how "Expensive" everything is, how open the Border is, the loss of Reproductive Rights, Genocide in Palestine, how divided our country is, the refusal to declare a Climate Emergency and Trump trying to become the #DiaperDictator. Maybe one or all of these reasons will make you want to get off your ass and do something about it! Go Vote For Mando, Now.
This Is The Way,

how open the Border is,

Huh, how'd that get in there

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

I missed how reactionary this asshole is, damn.

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

I'm writing in Hunter Biden, just so I can taunt them by initially saying I voted for Bidem

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Jill Stein write in

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Orb Mommy I guess. It doesn't matter.

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Here’s how Mando can still win

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

HE'S ELECTABLE IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM hillary-assassin

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