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[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

Aww, guess we'll name you Ass

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Apologies for ignoring the format, but the dog's name would have to be Trudeau...poor little buddy

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Fuck, you beat me to it.

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Did you eat the Canadian prime minister?

ネタバレbased based based based

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

sorry little guy, but your new name is baked chicken legs with buckwheat

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Banana is a good name for a dog

[–] snail_hatan@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

That's me as well! Oughtta go with the 'nana

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Come here "Shrooms"!

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Li'l family size Doritos

[–] R4iNO@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 9 months ago

Oreo.

Saw the post, opened and ate my small pack of oreos, then commented 😎

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

"Burrito" is a pretty good dog name ngl

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Dumpling, and he is a little dumpling!

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Awww.. little Miso Glazed Salmon!

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Paczki is a cute name.

[–] Indifference_Engine@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

My little boy Salami Sandwich

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Pizza, my boy.

[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Cookie

No one has said ass yet. Very good.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Breakfast hash

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

pastaroni with some fried onions

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Sup potato

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Gyro

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

sunflower butter sandwich

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Buffalo chicken dip

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Split (like an ice-cream cross icey pole, like an off-brand Splice)

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Fig newton

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Peanut!

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Yakisoba. Actually not a terrible name for a dog. I think.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Empress Chicken bird-wat

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Skerple

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Smoked salmon

[–] AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Fra Diavolo.

That is a great name.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Oatmeal

I'm fine with that.

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Injera. Honestly, I like it.

[–] Kiagz@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Crispbread

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Cheese puff

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Almonds

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Greggs

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Little Sandwich lookin mainly cute lenin-tea

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Hotpot.

Or booger.

[–] HauntedBySpectacle@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Hot Dog

no, I am not into bestiality, just one step down (carnism)

[–] jack@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Actually perfect: cookies and cream popcorn

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

RAISIN BRAN COCONUT MILK

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

Mackerel eh?

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

One drop

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