Ask Lemmy

I think I'd be alright.

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

Seems like a fun spell

I'm not gonna worry about it

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

Porn i guess

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.

Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")

No one knows.

Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.

Oh my, this is not gonna go well.

I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.

I'm good. Nom nom nom

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

Make of me what you will…

Omnipotence helps.

I guess it's kill or be killed...

Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2

She has a shotgun. I should be okay.

I’m a tree.

I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.

I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.

If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place

I mean, you tell me.

I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.

Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.

He was a Chaos Space Marine.

I think I'll be okay.

I mean, probably wouldn't be bad initially. It would just get worse as time goes on.

Hmm

I'm already gone.

Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...

Bamboo-fed, succulent and juicy steaks

I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities

Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.