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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago

Before anyone whines about animal welfare, this is how they live in the wild. They eat like that, they prefer kabobs, and yeah they drive hover cars. How would you get around a bamboo forest? You can't drive a normal car over terrain like that. This isn't perfect but it's how they evolved to live.

[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Completely understandable. Sitting at the table together sharing skewers and jokes has been the cultural staple of pandas for thousands of years. Do not judge them based on your pathetic human culture.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

It's disgusting when people say they "wouldn't sit in chairs like that". Like okay, it's a fucking bear. It has no opposable thumbs. There is no Home Depot in a bamboo forest. Yeah it's going to look like that and I challenge those same people to build a better chair. For a zoo with limited resources for toolmaking, these pandas did a pretty good job. A decent job.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 6 months ago

It has no opposable thumbs.

Checkmate uhh...Panda thumb deniers!

[-] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

those are fake thumbs. literally.

[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In communist China, pandas are fake and people are being grabbed off the streets and forced into a panda suit to act like they’re the animals representing the national symbol of China.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

I remember last year (or maybe the other last year) there was literally a story about a zoo being accused of having a guy in a panda suit in the exhibit

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

Bears are just bigger, scarier dogs

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago
[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Hank Hill-ass bear

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Dudes wearing skinny jeans that come halfway down his ass

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 months ago

I adamantly refuse to believe that it's a real animal

[-] ergifruit@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 months ago

apparently that happens with sun bears more than you'd think. they got weird proportions.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

Pandudes rock

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

I imagine them tearing off and spitting out the food just to munch on the skewers

[-] Facky@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago
[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Destiny furiously scrolling wikipedia article for Pandas

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 months ago

people in suits are usually not nice

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2024
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