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[–] DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I'm sorry but it seems you forgot to add the Rock Hyrax. If this was a mistake, don't let it happen again. If this was your intention, then I have bad news for you

Hyraxes are the most important individuals.

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't in the options but if it was I'd put it right up with the hedgehog

[–] DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago

blasphemous

[–] olgas_husband@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

sino-soviet split weren't divisive as this list.

petition to barn kirby for trying to destroy unity in grad.

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 7 months ago

You chose violence today.

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I zoomed fast as fuck to see where the Fennec is, you are lucky I won't kill you

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (7 children)

Lmao I found out about them from ARK of all things and they became one of my favorites.

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[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nah they put bees in D tier, they dead.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

you've clearly never had a bee hive chase you

[–] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Ive had bee hives chase me and I still LOVE bees!!!

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Oh, is that what we're gonna do today? We're gonna fight?

[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 7 months ago

Not putting mosquitos in D? We will have some words, comrade

[–] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They sting, it hurts too much

[–] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Yea but the do so much and can build very impressive homes

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[–] normal_user@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

counterpoint, they are cute

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[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago
[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

truly an apex predator

[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Needs the "Eighth Circle of Hell" for cockroaches and mosquitoes

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[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

owls not being GOD tier is L take, also pigeons should be D tier you've clearly never had one shit on your head or food.

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Funny thing is that it's exactly the reason I put them so low, just they didn't do that on head, but on car, places for sitting etc and when we were little, me and my brother tried to catch them since our grandpa and cousin like to prepare meals exactly like with chickens but they were always too fast and always escaped lmao.

Only reason for them not being in D is that I find the insects above too disgusting and had even worse experience with them lmao and bald eagle being bald eagle.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

These creatures once shit on a bag of potato chips i had just opened.

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[–] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I understand the struggle to find low tier animals bc they all cool but it's weird to put ants in B tier

They're our only rival in terms of biomass and are one of the most studied species in the scientific world

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But have you ever considered that they can quite literally bite you in the ass when you sit on the concrete block?

[–] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 months ago

A resounding argument, I now understand your position better

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

they also can lift up to 5000x their weight, these are god tier creatures.

[–] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes but actually it's because gravity doesn't hit as hard when you change scale or something

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

copium because u can't lift 5000x ur weight

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago

Dogs should be in the God tier

[–] cfgaussian@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

The lower tiers are too empty for my liking. Need to take some away from the top and fill out the bottom. For balance purposes.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i don't get these posts.. not just this in particular but the whole tier thing. What does this come from? Why is there an S? Why an S+?

[–] LVL@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tier lists originated in video game culture pretty much. It's a way to try to subjectively rank things within a game by its viability. The s tier thing comes from Japan I believe, where in some academic cases they give an S grade for excellent performance. In the context of tier lists the reason there might be a S+ tier is because some characters might be really really good and are in S tier but some characters are just way better than everyone else and are in a league of their own.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago

amazing explanation, thank you for taking the time!

possums do not exist on this tier list, which deserve to be in S+ at least, next to cabybara

[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Alright, I'll say this only once: move dolphins up to god tier right now or there will be consequences! (Namely that the tier list will be wrong)

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, no way, wife and kid-beaters and eel abusers

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[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

S tier is missing anacondas

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[–] bleepingblorp@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

This post will cause the collapse of Lemmygrad...

What have you unleashed upon us, comrade?

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You are seriously underrating panthers, dolphins, and giraffes. You are overrating scorpions, chimps, and cassowaries, as well as orangutans, though I am loathe to admit it.

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Dolphins are... yeah they were high on my list before I found out some things about them, look it up, Giraffes are mid/average, Panthers are just generic big cats so not special(check out black wolves for peak badassery). Scorpions are literally one of my trademark creatures, and no, apes and dinosaurs cannot be put high enough lmao

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Triple S Unbeatable Always Best Tier: my cat

[–] Imreallybored@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago

You - put bees up higher right this instant!!

[–] TeezyZeezy@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Jellyfish highly underrated imo

Not sure if I'm blind but elephant is not there, should be S+ minimum

Otherwise pretty good. Bee should be higher, depending on the type. Hornets are F- but actual pollination homies high up

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[–] Flamingoaks@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago

u forgot to put the Secretarybird in god tier u know the coolest bird. also the portuguese man o' wars is a strong d tier contender those things are weird and disgusting and they sting.

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