Vermin Supreme for President 2024 (youtu.be)

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Some explanation of his platform from this:

“It is a boot that has absolute magic that has allowed me to exponentially amplify my First Amendment free speech voice, and communicate with people around the world,” he told Boston Public Radio in New Hampshire on Tuesday.

The boot is also a symbol, he said, of the media's obsession with candidates. “Personnel from the media will ask me about the boot and I tell them that the boot is a pile of excrement and that they are the flies that buzz around it,” said Vermin Supreme.

Vermin Supreme is running on a platform that includes free ponies for all Americans, time travel research and using zombies to create energy by harnessing “the latest in hamster wheel technology.”

He also runs on a promise of mandatory toothbrushing laws, “because gingivitis has been eroding the country's gum line for long enough and must be stopped."

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[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Vernon Supreme cares about my gums and teeth

Also, he wants me to have toothbrushes while you Commies want to take my toothbrushes. Guess im a lib(ertarian) now.

[-] davel@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

He seems to be a waste of a court jester in terms of proletarian agitation.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

One of the only candidates without holes in his brain.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Finally a candidate who treats the US elections with the seriousness they deserve.

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Unironically what is this dude's deal? Is he just doing some flying spaghetti monster bit?

[-] CommCat@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

pretty much, if this is your type of humour, then enjoy it, but for me, it's always been meh

[-] memory_adept@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

isn't he a libertarian?

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

He's run as a democrat, republican, and libertarian, but got furthest as a libertarian.

[-] memory_adept@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

weird. what are your thoughts on Jill Stein?

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

She's not perfect, but I plan on voting for her. A large green turnout will get the democrats in trouble with their donors more than a bunch of abstains will. That's not much, but it's pretty good for filling in a bubble on a form I was going to fill out anyway.

[-] memory_adept@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think she makes a great case for her viability, was kind of annoyed to see her on Geopolitical Economy Hour but then I remembered Mike Hudson's whole talk with Kucinich surprisingly ruled. And this also ruled. One minor pushback they gave her was against the Israel lobby controlling USA type talk (a reversal). Also they mentioned many benefits of her running even without winning, although she is trying a lot harder than PSL and actually could.