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[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 75 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How does he not just topple over? Does the shit in his diaper act as a counter balance?

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago

King of Pop loafers.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Other people have said (keep in mind that neither I nor they are capable of diagnosing anything long-distance) that his posture is characteristic of certain degenerative brain disorders like Alzheimer's.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Hot air rises.

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 64 points 5 months ago (3 children)

A few years ago somebody pointed out that twump looks like the front end of a centaur and I cannot unsee it.

Then again, his current posture could be the successful result of a species realignment surgery from mythical to femboy.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

This was from 2020. No idea how his posture has evolved since.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 5 months ago

Looks like the front end; acts and smells like the rear-end.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

from mythical to femboy

Next on Bravo!

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's an insult to femboys.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can't control who else decides to be a femboy 😔

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All I'm saying is, it's okay to be a femboy. Being a femboy shouldn't be an insult.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm afraid it was explicitly not used an insult. The "femboy posture" plays on how femboys often pose in ways to accentuate their rear. If held regularly, it is unhealthy, but if you only do it briefly, it slays. It's a joke about how those poses can often be weird when viewed through a different lens, no on femboys themselves. Femboys are based.

As soon as I saw the pic of Trump's absurd posture, this meme was the first thing I thought of. Trump is literally the meme of hating everyone equally, meaning he isn't specifically bigoted outside of when it helps him. He's said some sus shit and is probably fine with doing fruity stuff for fun. He boasted about being pro gay in 2016, but he gladly supports homophobes and jumped on the queer panic whenever it helps. He's a narcissist with no inherent values based on identity. He's evil, but not primarily due to personal bigotry.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

that middle photo up there is a model of lordosis.

It's a spinal pelvic muscular misalignment issue. Surely there are also heterosexual masculine men with lordosis.

As a side note, I'm a woman with lordosis and, with advanced age, it becomes increasingly painful & difficult to correct.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 months ago

oh lawdosis he comin

As a side note, I’m sorry for your pain

[–] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wait, that looks kinda like my posture. Shit lol, how do I fix that?

[–] el_abuelo@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

IANAD so seek medical advice, but exercise more and sit less. You want to strengthen your glutes, core and I think your quads. You also want to loosen your hip flexors.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

planks, pushups, pullups, abdominal & core exercises all day every day

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Implying femboy posture is not good posture?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's the superior posture in comparison to good posture.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Well it looks painful

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

🔫 Always has been

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit femboy trump looks like Taylor fucking Swift what the hell

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I can't unsee it now 😨

[–] Norgoroth@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Most of it is due to constant full loads of McDonald's diarrhea in his depends.

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

expresigussy