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Sorry I've been offline for months

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 76 points 1 year ago

we federated, which is when you invite a lot of feds

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

That can't be the reason, everyone here was already a fed fedposting

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

That's just the first part of federation, once everybody's a fed comes the e ration (it's like a ration, but entirely made out of estrogen, ecstasy, or both)

[-] Biggay@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows im the only real liberal on this website, the rest of y'all are federated agents

[-] flan@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago

Sorry I've been offline for months

https://hexbear.net/u/sooper_dooper_roofer

so_that_was_a_fucking_lie.divx

[-] dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago
[-] Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[-] dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Still feeling old. Thanks.

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago
[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

oh god dammit

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I also have this question. Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.

[-] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago
[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yessssssss shoot em! sicko-blur nicholson-yes

[-] davi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I also have this question. Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.

i would have guessed teenage libertarians based on the juvenile humor and strong coordination to derail liberal topic threads

Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.

Pam here!

[-] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

Mods are STEMlord-brained morons who soyface at tech buzzwords still despite being communists as far as I know. Users think they're all Nick Mullen when they're all Adams except maybe 4 Stavs. The actually cool people on this site are all probably ossifying ourselves into cocoons of eternal slumber to sink away from this wretched world, realizing how we can't counter the wokelib mind virus: COVID.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

I have been here for over 2 years and I still don't know what this hell this means

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

YOOOO WE GOT A BMF EMOJI!?

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

my brain was turned into a palatable dish of jello by this comment, thanks blob-no-thoughts

[-] abc@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Users think they're all Nick Mullen when they're all Adams

I am proud to be closer to Adam than Nick actually (Nick is hotter tho sadness)

[-] Jenniferr@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

You should have made a new account for this post but it's too late sadness

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

capybara-fancy blahaj i hope this explains

[-] StewartCopelandsDad@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

oh lemmy/blahaj are two separate things. a lemmy is a small mammal. a blajah is a small shark. both cute, easy to confuse

[-] eatmyass@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me and my sister tried to watch the movies once as a hate watch, and even making fun of them we couldn’t get through like the first half hour of either. Insufferable characters all of them, especially Kim cattrall

edit: I think this was posted under the wrong post lol, supposed to go in the sex and the city one lol

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Sorry I've been offline for months

doubt

[-] JuneFall@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Could've been prison or institutions or work without internet.

[-] SootyChimney@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

The post history says otherwise ;)

[-] mah@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

We're back on the frontlines of the posting wars. All of your training has led to this.

[-] ennemi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm one of those guys from Attack on Titan that get immediately murked on their first outing

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Like hell you are. You're a posting supersoldier. The weakest hexbear is worth a hundred libs. Wear your bans and comment removals as the badges of honor they are.

[-] ennemi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

RECON CORPS SIR YOU FUCK WITH ONE YOU FUCK WITH ALL SIR

SEMPER FI HOOAH

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

why is this back on my front page, it has barely any comments and upvotes wth

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe a sudden spike

[-] shellac@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I have nothing to add in response to the question, but I’ve also been offline for a long time.

Recently discovered the lemmy apps which are available now and it’s like revolutionary for me. I had a really hard time using the site via the web app. I do appreciate all the hard work our devs put into that though.

[-] Averagemaoist@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Its a CIA op to make sure nerds stay addicted to spending hours a day posting crap online.

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