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Professors Farnsworth.

Usually elder characters are boring but Farnsworth cracks me up everytime he speaks. His dialogues and delivery both are top notch.

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[-] OhHiMarx@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 3 months ago
[-] 201dberg@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 months ago

Right answer.

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

farnsworth Good news, everyone! You'll now be reading this in my voice!

“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Behold my newest invention!

hitler-detector

[-] courier8377@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

So that's what it would've been like if I'd invented the hitler particle detector...

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

My favorite is Zapp Brannigan, every line of his is perfection

https://youtu.be/406KqNDgKuI?si=HoCq2VN9k6gWIwts

[-] TankieReplyBot@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 months ago

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[-] 201dberg@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 3 months ago
[-] LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Technically.

[-] KrupskayaPraxis@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 months ago

Bender's my favorite

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 months ago
[-] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Usually elder characters are boring

Not Matt Groening ones. Mr. Burns, Abe Simpson, Jasper Beardsley, Hans Moleman (although according to his own words, he's only 31).

[-] robotElder2@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

This is scruffy slander

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