this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He accidentally praises Hamas and their attack on the 10/7 anniversary

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Listen, Jack, I commend Hamas. It's called Mandatory Palestine because they've gotta have it, and that's just how the ice cream swirls. Nakba? Nakb-onna be happening anymore. biden-ok-smart-guy

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They gotta have it che-smile Actually why is it Mandatory though? Result of an agreement with somebody? Weird nomenclature.

[–] featured@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because the br*tish were given colonial control through a League of Nations Mandate, so it just specifies that it was the period when Palestine was under a mandate

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Ohhhhh not as in Required, as in Result of a Mandate! Ty.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

I'm going to be october surprised if he's still alive.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just want more blood filled eyes but they keep hiding him from us. No way they fixed that.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's how he charges up the laser eyes

[–] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

But it's a Binding of Isaac ass blood laser

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Surprise, more CornPop stories!!!

brace-cowboy

[–] FakeNewsForDogs@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Everything’s a surprise when you can’t remember what you had for lunch. But yeah, realistically it’s probably just death, as comrade below suggested. What a way to go out.

[–] Storm@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Cornpop is trump's running mate.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

ww3 goes hot

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A coherent speech