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[-] Schmerzbold@feddit.org 127 points 3 months ago

Or make him a Bond villain.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 78 points 3 months ago

This.

They can even have him return as the same Bond that defected when he learned that the "good" guys are the bad guys. Then they can do the classic dropping of the curtain and new Bond questions everything he knows because everything old Bond is saying holds water.

[-] Tagger@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

I'm not sure brosnan is canon anymore. But Brosnan as a bone villain would be incredible to see.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

bone villain

We have an action scene, then boom, cut to hard core penetration. Then another action scene, back to full penetration, and it just keeps flipping back and forth until the movie just kinda, ends.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 12 points 3 months ago

Will they pull out in time?! Find out on the next 007 bone finger

[-] Tagger@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

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[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

Didn't they already do this with GoldenEye and Skyfall?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

It is a trope and Bond films have never been about originality and groundbreaking writing.

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Came here to say this - he looks way more like villain material in this picture

[-] gerbler@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Remake goldeneye with Brosnan as the villain

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

With his native accent

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[+] lesbian_seagull@lemm.ee 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

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[-] A_Filthy_Weeaboo@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Shit, is that all true? What a bummer...

[-] scrion@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He was at the Kennedy fundraiser and RFK tweeted a picture of them together, I think that's the extent of it.

If someone has additional information, feel free to post it.

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[-] ben_dover@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

or the next villain

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 3 months ago

Clearly this is the correct suggestion. Could even tie it in with the story.
"Former 007 agent unhappy with the way the world goes, changes sides and becomes supervillain. He knows everything 007 knows, because he's been one!"

Practically writes itself.

[-] kelseybcool@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

That's GoldenEye...

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Sean Bean died for this!

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

"For England, James?”

"No. Tomorrow never dies, the world is not enough, and I’d rather die another day with a golden eye on my own terms. This one is for me.”

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

And skyfall

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[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

☝️💯

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

He was in my opinion the best Bond, but he got the worst scripts and directors.

[-] accideath@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

GoldenEye begs to differ, imo.

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Golden eye was good, but the last one...wtf was going on with the ice and all the colors and so on. Kinda reminds me of Batman and Robin with Mr, freeze.

[-] accideath@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Oh yea, the other Brosnan era films are whack. But GoldenEye is among my favourite Bond films.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 3 months ago

Tell that to George Lazenby.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

He stepped back of his own accord though.

Dalton got it rough.

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

I'd rather see them make Bond a black lesbian. To make MRA's and Incels lose their minds.

[-] ben_dover@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

yeah that worked sooo fucking well for a bunch of recent reboots. to quote south park: "just put a chick in it and make her gay"

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[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I'm not sure about lesbian but isn't that what the last Bond film did? They gave the 007 role to a black woman.

I assume someone pooped themselves.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

They gave the 007 role to a black woman.

Eh, not really, they only faked it barely enough to get some headlines.

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[-] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

But then which one becomes the bond girl? Is it the woman who is actually bond? Or the one she falls in love with?

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[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago

They did it with Sean Connery in Never Say Never Again.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

And The Rock.

[-] WordBox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Ayyy GoldenEye as told by Natalia (or Boris?)

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago

Make him the new M overseeing his replacement 007 with the James Bond alias.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 3 months ago

I think most Bond actors finish out their tenure hating the job, unfortunately.

[-] HomerianSymphony@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

But this time he should use his real Irish accent.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Then maybe you shouldn’t be living HEEEEEEEEEERE!

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Stephen!?

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[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Man you take GoldenEye out of his repertoire and he might be the worst Bond. Do people not remember this most of his movies were bad. Hell I like the world is not enough more than most people did and most people hated it.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Craig would still be worse. Especially if you did the same and dropped Casino Royale.

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[-] loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 months ago

I want a dark post apocalyptic Logan style Bond with Pierce Brosnan. Take the franchise into a hard left turn for just one movie.

[-] EABOD25@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

An aged 007 trying to retire, and then there's a world crisis where James Bond and Ethan Hunt have to team up... I'd watch that

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Ethan Hunt sounds like Cockney rhyming slang.

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Even without Eon's blessing, now would be a killer time to have one or more Bond actors play "retired" spooks, in some high-stakes action thriller. Feature Brosnan, tease that Craig is in it, try not to leak that Dalton shows up in act two.

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[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago

Im a big fan of his anti-Bond role in the Matador. There he plays the least suave non-governement assasin that never finds love. And I love that role...

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Right?

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