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Mamma mia (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by FourteenEyes@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

be me

be professional boxer

get punched in the face once during an olympic match

cry and shit my pants

immediately pivot to right-wing grifting

[-] Jenniferrr@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is there any evidence she has pivoted to grifting? From what I can tell she has not called her opponent a man or complained about the other fighter at all. Just mad her nose broke. She kinda also seems like a victim of transphobic racists

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Completely fair take.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Why get punched in the face for a living when you can make infinity more money being a TERF on twitter?

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I entered into a punching people in the face contest and was shocked when someone punched me in the face

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

This does NOT mamma the mia

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago

Atleast my cannelloni is safe

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

somebody toucha my spaghett spaghett

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

What none of Mama's Pasta Fazool does to a mf

[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

When you break the pasta in half before you boil it

[-] ObamnaSoda@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

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