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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

I ate a beet salad after and had Christmas poops.

[-] JeromeVancouver@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

The post beets dump can be alarming until you remember you ate beets

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Hey aren’t you the one who denounced me on behalf of Canada?

What are you, like the queen of Canada or something?

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 months ago
[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

These woke millennials and their damn cancer

Everyone has cancer these days. Back in my time nobody had cancer because we ate our fruits and veggies and none of this woke organic BS

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

Amateur hour!

Lucky charms can do this with a single bowl.

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Boo Berry will turn your poop blue with one bowl.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

As a bonus, they also destroy my gut. So when I cave to the crave every few years I pay for it, and then marvel at the dyes while I clean the toilet.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Lucky Charms are a one way ticket to the green playdough factory

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] all-knight-party@kbin.run 1 points 2 months ago

Isn't this the Skittles slogan?

[-] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Lucky charms can do this with a single bowl.

ELI5: What does this sentence mean?

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Lucky Charms are an American breakfast cereal containing sugary marshmallow pieces with a lot of food coloring. Lucky Charms are served in a bowl with milk.

[-] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Ha! Great, thanks! (That was seriously not easy to guess.)

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 2 months ago

What is it with Burger King today?

[-] million@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What is the rest of the text for the bottom one? I must know

Found it "TIL that in 2020, Burger King ran an advertising campaign featuring a picture of a moldy Whopper, to prove that their burgers are made without preservatives. This unconventional advertising method wor"(sic)

https://lemmy.world/post/18430622

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

paraphrasing, "this unconventional advertising worked great and increased sales."

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Wow! The Burger King TIL are strong today…

[-] tehmics@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

TIL BK advertising team found Lemmy

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 18 points 2 months ago
[-] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Leeloo Dallas multipass

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago

They're called Pretty Patties you uncultured swine

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Someone shreked in the toilet!

[-] delirious_owl@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago

And didn't flush?

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Pretty Patties!

[-] ech@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Had an "Eclipse" burger this April that had a "black" bun like this. Definitely wasn't expecting the vibrant green dump, but it didn't take too long to make the connection. Kind of funny once I realized nothing was seriously wrong, hah.

[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

I'd call that a feature.

[-] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It was so wild! Mine looked like a stone with an emerald hue. I was not expecting the green at all. It was a time when I went to burger King more frequently to meet a friend who was sick so I tried it with no advanced notice of the repricusions.

[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Never forget 7/11 hulk slushie

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure this won't be coming to the European markets.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pfft... When I drink a single can of Monster Energy, my poop is not just green; that shit glows. It also makes my pee fluorescent.

Which sucks because clearly all the energy is just leaving my body.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Now that is an "Oh, Shit!" moment.

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

The first time I discovered that did coloring can turn your poop green is with Baskin Robins had penguin ice cream because of Madagascar.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it was pretty cool.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

So does purple Kool-Aid.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -3 points 2 months ago

They also did a burger that was black bun. Your poop came out black. Or so I've heard.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 2 months ago

The black bun used a lot of green dye to make it black. That's what the link is about.

this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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