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What is a gay car or vehicle?
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Going by the demographic that stops me to talk about my car, the Subaru Baja is the most lesbian vehicle in existence.
Subaru, any of them.
Idk, the Impreza is probably the straightest Subaru
Until you factor in all the "brojobs" that have taken place in them...
Hell yeah
chanting
BRO JOB! BRO JOB! BRO JOB! BRO JOB!
its not gay if the balls don't touch
The Mazda Miata is gay for sure
But cute and fun enough that us straight folks love it too.
my car, it frequently has a man inside of it
I don't know, I prefer public trans-it
Is this from Escape from LA?
Escape From New York. It's The Duke's main car.
Red 2002 subaru outback
I will always park my Miata next to other miatas if i see one so i can take a picture of them being cute and gay together
That's really cute
Cars don't feel attraction
They do when exposed to a highly strength magnet.
what gender are they though?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
1956 Oldsmobile rocket 88 V8
Source: regular car reviews
Tho I'm confident his source was 
Audi tt
That was always my favorite car in Midtown Madness 2...
edit: idk if anyone else remembers this, but there was this skyscraper with some funky geometry (I think in the SF map) where driving into it at just the right angle with the Audi TT would let you drive straight up the building. God, I spent so many hours in MM2 just screwing around in free roam, what a great little game
I remember that game. It was fun.
but it sounds just like titty
This one
I have to tell people to stop photographing my car.
Is it ok to buy a 2010 Chevrolet Spark as the first car? And what is the fair price for one in good condition? Thanks.
No idea, I saw this one in the wild but I don't know anything about it or the owner. This is not my car and I wouldn't post it even with the licence plate covered!
All of them
Well you see there are boy cars like Lightning McQueen or Mater and there are girl cars like Sally Carrera or Flo.
A car is gay when a boy car is attracted to another boy car or a girl car is attracted to another girl car.
No there's no such thing as nonbinary cars.
That's ridiculous.
Of course all cars have a gender.
What world do you think we live in?
Of course all cars have a gender.
The german language rn: 
Neuter gender is still gender
Fuck, thought it was agender
Mitsuoka Motors is a Japanese custom coachbuilder that sells some of the gayest cars that can be acquired. They're so good.
Prius is actually cisgendered and heterosexualised
All the cars in Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift.
Clown cars, they're just full of dudes.
Any large SUV with four-wheel-drive that doesn't see use, but its in a closeted way. Same goes for Pick-Ups and Harley Davidson's but it's got even more repressed energy.
For some reason almost all the dudes I know with forklift cert are bi or gay, but then again most of the dudes I know are bi or gay so... I'm still gonna say forklifts are gay and you can't stop me.
The general Lee is gay as hell.
The Toyota Corolla is mom-coded though. Don't ask me why, but it is.
PT Cruiser
Mitsubishi Eclipse Convertible
The fact none of you have said Fiat 500 is astounding. Both the older and rebooted version
Enormous Ford "Super Duty" pickup, which oddly enough is factually synonymous with "giant piece of shit".
Honda Civic 
This but JD Vance is the driver:
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