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[-] Blurghglurgh@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago
[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 18 points 1 year ago

Dammit. That’s a much better title!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

To be fair, there's enough toilet pictures on here that you could have called it "Shitty house designs".

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[-] TomMasz@kbin.social 56 points 1 year ago

Submarines have more bathroom space.

[-] donuts@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

RIP OceanGate Titan

[-] TheChargedCreeper864@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 year ago

Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:

[-] ladananton450@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

This is literally what I see in my dreams

[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

In my dreams the toilets have those ridiculously low dividing walls

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[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

Where's the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 25 points 1 year ago

I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 23 points 1 year ago

I think there's some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.

[-] guywithadeathwish@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago

I believe you're correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible

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[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.

[-] Posh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago

Blue = floor/door

Red = where it lands?

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

This is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago
[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Complete with stinky lil brown alligators

[-] drewdarko@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago

If it fits I shit

[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 21 points 1 year ago
[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 38 points 1 year ago

You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!

When and where do you wash your hands?

[-] xintrik@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.

[-] HumbertTetere@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

At the sink behind another drawbridge element one level above probably...

[-] FaeDrifter@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.

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[-] Lordgeoffery@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

At first I was like ??... But then I was like ???

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[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

"They're coming up the stairs! Man the toilets!"

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

“Don’t flush until you see the whites of their eyes!”

[-] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 17 points 1 year ago

This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?

next is the drawbridge.. crank that fucker down.. then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do.. you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?

No Fucking thank you very much!

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 1 year ago

1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.

[-] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Could you drop it like it's hot off the top stair?

[-] gingwolf6@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago
[-] rjthyen@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Looks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Oof imagine a difficult sweaty shit where you have to take your shirt off. I need room to spread out sometimes.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I think you should get that looked at. That doesn't sound normal.

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[-] omgarm@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they're taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Went to take a leak, got a broken neck instead

[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I like to imagine that this dosen't have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

That re-defines longdrop.

[-] anotherlemmyuser@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Dystopian vibe

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