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I won't be taking questions.

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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 67 points 2 months ago
[-] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 2 months ago

This is a perfectly executed shower thought. No notes.

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 37 points 2 months ago

I don't have any inherent disagreement, but I feel like I'm gonna need you to show your work. Can't you have beef pepperoni? that feels very close to milk, and only a step away from cream.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago
[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Yum, frozen salad dressing

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Go back to Gilroy

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I tried it, it's basically garlic flavored vanilla ice cream. I'm glad I tried it, would not seek it out again.

http://funstinks.com/

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago

Both are animal fat products

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 45 points 2 months ago

Dude your mom’s an animal fat product

[-] DelightfullyDivisive@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

...and I like eating all three...

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

And all three abandoned me no wait what

[-] timeloopedpowergamer@fedia.io 23 points 2 months ago

The culinary opposite of pepperoni is coconut milk.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

The culinary opposite of coconut milk is haggis.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The culinary opposite of haggis is leafy greens

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Coconut milk ice cream

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 15 points 2 months ago

No it's not

They're both Italian, ice cream can be non-sweet, there must be bigger opposites!

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Wouldn’t it be gelato vs pepperoni?

[-] dwemthy@lemdro.id 15 points 2 months ago

Claims made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

Not a question, but I challenge you to explain yourself.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

You've either had too much pepperoni, or too little ice cream...

Either way, you owe us all an explanation. Or ice cream. I'll accept ice cream.

[-] netvor@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

but no pepersplaining please

[-] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 months ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago
[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

Tangent: one if my roommates discovered a recipe for an avocado-based chocolate mouse. She hates it when I call it chocolate guacamole, guacolate, or chocomole.

[-] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

I'd say they're in a somewhat similar realm of consistency so no

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

They’re both high in fat so no, it’s not.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

You know, I ain't mad at that.

Don't agree, but I can dig the vibe.

Now, I would have said salad, personally, as the opposite of ice cream, or maybe barbecue.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 months ago

Together? Pepperoni flavored ice cream? Ice cream flavored pepperoni? Where do you draw the line? 🤔

[-] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 4 points 2 months ago

... t-together?

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Why would you say something so brave, yet so controversial?

[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Key lime pie makes a great dessert after spicy Mexican food.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And here i am, thinking that the opposite of icecream was Surströmming

Bonus: at one point in time, there was ice cream served with pepperoni Apparently

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You caught some heat in the comments but this is completely true.

[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

No, you can have almonds for dessert.

[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

If you're Italian and therefore demonic then maybe (/s)

this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
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