Luke, you switched off your targeting computer! You're pissing everywhere!
"Nothing. I'm all righ- *puke*"
I don't think I can pee that high
Only one way to find out.
walks into the bathroom wearing a blindfold
Uses the Force of his stream to clean the stains off the bowl
LOOSEN UP!
They came from... behind!
Negative. It didn’t go in. It was just a peck’n on the surface!
Wait, do you think that's the original line, or are you riffing?
This one, I’m riffing.
We’re going in full throttle! That aughta keep them off our backs!
Get clear, Wedge. You can’t do any more good back there!
Sorry!
"Trust the Force"
Challenge accepted
Darth Vadar walks in, waiting next in line.
Does his suit come with a zipper in the crotch area? Or maybe just an access port?
I'm sure the "Legends Expanded Universe" people have something about Palpatine intentionally removing the zipper and replacing it with like a jagged catheter that deposits itchy peepee directly in his boot or something, to make him angrier.
Just like there's a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It's also equipped with a full-service bidet.
If it can also give reach arounds, consider my interest piqued
Prolly, yes. The plastic bit just flips up.
I didn’t have anything fancy in mind, just pulls down the pants or whatever. I think he’s wearing something like robes though. I also don’t have a clue what the state of his equipment is. Whether he’s got anything down there or if its all machine.
They didn't want to spring for the color print or did that not mesh well with the color palette in the room?
Oh god, I just had the random thought of what if you took a piss and it all came out at once in two short bursts with the POWoo POWoo laser sound effects, causing you to almost collapse from shock.
That's similar to something else I do
You should see the doctor about the noises, they're not suppose to make sounds like that.
Later: pee all the way up the wall
Negative. It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface.
Missed an opportunity to make the number 069420
2187 or 1138 would be classier.
9gag is still around huh
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