dank memes
Rules:
All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup.
No unedited webcomics.
Someone saying something funny or cringe on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme. Post that stuff in /c/slop
Va*sh posting is haram and will be removed.
Follow the code of conduct.
Tag OC at the end of your title and we'll probably pin it for a while if we see it.
Recent reposts might be removed.
No anti-natalism memes. See: Eco-fascism Primer
one day I'll learn to make memes in something other than MS Paint and then it's over for you fuckers 
I think there's a certain je ne sais quoi for memes that say to the viewer "This joke needed to be made but I didn't want to spend more than a couple minutes on it."
Man I should make more memes in that case
I think vance's just got really thick eye lashes
A distichia is an eyelash that arises from an abnormal part of the eyelid. This abnormality, attributed to a genetic mutation, is known to affect dogs and humans.
uber eyelash boy
If you zoom way in on his official portrait you can see that the flesh from his brow folds over and almost completely covers his upper eyelids; you can mostly only see the eyelashes poking out and what you can see of the eyelids are in shadow:
(CW: the cold, soulless stare of a couchfucker)
Left eye
Right eye
Fake news, it's guy liner!
Why is Ben Shapiro wearing eyeliner
Your countenance has to achieve a certain visual distance from Tim & Eric Awesome Show: Great Job! for this to work in your favor. JD Vance has yet to realize this
No way kane wears eye liner
So what are the two guys who aren't wearing eyeliner supposed to add to this?