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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you think about it, a soy vanilla latte is a three bean soup.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans

[–] polysics@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] polysics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All memes and jokes aside it's really good stuff if you can find it at your local grocery store. It has a recipe on the back and comes with the seasoning in the bag. Just add meat and some veggies.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of my fall recipes is lentil soup with carrot, onion, celery and garlic. I think the same would work well here. Any other suggestions?

[–] polysics@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Actually that 15 bean soup has a few lentil varieties in it already.

Also look up Tuscan bean soup, that's a good one too.

And of course a hearty chili WITH BEANS because that's the best kind of chili and I'll fight anyone that says otherwise.

And for a dessert treat try Japanese red bean soup. It's a great winter dessert.

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

OP hasn’t met 17-bean soup yet.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm afraid of rejection because they're way outta my league. I will quietly adore them from afar.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at that troglodyte over there, admiring our delectable bounty of assorted beans

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I live a sorted life, you have assorted beans, we are not the same.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Beanless hooligan. SHAME

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Shhhh you can't let all the beans out of the bag

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I don't think he knows about 17-bean soup Pip

[–] DarkGamer@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We need to address this gap in bean coverage. Where are the two-bean salads?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Two-bean or not two-bean, that is the question;

  • William Shakespeare, Ham and Beans Soliloquy
[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A burrito bowl with both black and pinto beans would be lit, and probably not that strange for a vegetarian.

[–] Nimrod@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I always get both beans in my burrito bowl. Why settle for only one bean bowl?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I've made three bean chili with black, pinquito and navy beans.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why salad variety of beans after Heinz. You can get five bean baked beans too.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What makes prepared beans a salad or not? Beans are a starch, but were not included in the cube rule for foods. Is there a soup, stew, or salad rule for beans? I've subscribed to Deconceptualist's Bean Facts in tho hopes of learning such things. With study perhaps someday I can reach beanlightenment.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Beans are a starch

Beans are more than that. Beans/legumes/pulses are, as the children's song suggests, magical (even if they are not fruit).

They can take the place of meat or other proteins, like in a stew/chili/curry, a proteiny topping on rice/pasta, slabs of tofu, or even as a sandwich stuffing (falafel in pita, black bean burger in bun, peanut butter in a sandwich, filling in a burrito).

They can take the place of starch, as in a bean porridge or baked beans in some circumstances.

They can act as a green vegetable, as green beans or edamame or peas.

They can be a handy ready-to-eat snack, like peanuts or wasabi peas.

They're a sweet filling for desserts, like peanut butter or peanut brittle or whole peanuts in chocolate bars, or Chinese red bean paste, or all sorts of Vietnamese and Thai dishes.

Even on the non-food side of things they're excellent high protein feed for livestock, green "manure" for nitrogen fixation in soil, and useful for production of various industrial chemicals and materials.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a pitcher, I serve up plenty of beanballs, so I know good beans when I see them. Bean-Bay Beans. They're the beaniest.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Didn't I see you in the movie Beaneyball with Billy Beane?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What it feels like to chew 5Beans

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is estimated that there are well over 400 different types or varieties of dry beans grown throughout the world.

https://ontariobeans.on.ca/types-of-beans/

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish to subscribe to Bean Facts

[–] Nimrod@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is an urban legend of the rare 6 bean salad....

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t understand. I see more than 6 beans in all of those containers.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No no, it was the associated number of beans that were all super long, then just cut into smaller bits so they'd fit in the jar.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Those are completely different beans. Those are the gross nasty beans. Get those beans outta here.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What's with the beankeeping?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Still better than Lima beans

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about Everybean Bagels?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Toasted and spread with with Philadelphia creme bean?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Aye, aye Captain

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago