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[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 134 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And you can eat your favorite chaff at the same time!

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 95 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 69 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 19 points 9 months ago

We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

In 10 yearls you'll be slopping down on PowerNoods™, not even knowing how silly you looked here, smh.

[–] Nuerion@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 9 months ago

You won't even need to heat the noodles up; they're ready to eat right from the pouch.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 130 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

My Teammates:

"Wtf is that sound?!"

"Kolanaki put oats in his gamer muzzle again..."

Me: munches on oats

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A horse is a 🐴, of course. Unless it was Mr. Ed.

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse, of course, That is, of course, unless the horse Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source and ask the horse, He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse. He's always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed!

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)
[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 months ago

for valorant players

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Looks sweaty in there. I cant imagine the smell after a few weeks

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

This mask smells like poor oral hygiene

Yummy!

[–] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's precoated in BO so you can be ready for any competition environment

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[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Is there... Is there a matching blindfold? Asking for a friend.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 50 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It also comes with a gamer buttplug and cat ears.

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Wow - grandmaster accessories already!

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

For haptic feedback and headset weight distribution, of course

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[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Im not gonna fuckin lie, I looked into buying one of these FOR WEEKS cus of my college dorm.

250 something dollars. Im good.

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

That is way too expensive for a product like this, that also might not work for its intended use (if their nose isn't fully covered like in the picture, I'd expect the screaming to leak out quite a bit. Might've worked for my idea of using it for call privacy (speaking softly) but still that's way too much for something that'll probably only be useful for that niche use-case.

[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

250 is ridiculous, just buy a lavalier mic and put a face mask on at that point

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In case you were worried they have an accessory that will channel your farts directly to the face mask. Metadox knows what gamers want.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Or buy one of their celebrity sponsored "Gamer Farts" Its like Pokimane and Travis Scott are really there filling your room with farts!

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just buy a gag, it makes saying a slur more difficult, saving yourself from bans

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[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago

I mean it could be useful in dorms and shared room situations.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Your chance to sound like Kenny to everyone around you.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This product is DOA... No RGB

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Doctors On Asteroids?

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[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

that would actually be usefull for me damn. I make inhuman noises when gaming with friends

[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

I guess I'm fucking strange because I tend to game in complete silence.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Mmm, now we can get the full meatiness of choke-burping and mucus snorting! Downright sensual!

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I just wish someone put serious effort into a microphone that worked with a mask so people wearing masks were easier to understand.

There are a lot of people who speak at conferences who still wear masks. I get it, even if you weren't worried about COVID, in the pre-COVID times a lot of people were out for a week after going to a conference / convention because of all the germs being passed around.

But, even with professional speakers and professional microphones, the audio just sounds muddy when the speaker is wearing a mask.

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[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

asling for a friend :3

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Okay jokes aside this is actually kind of a great idea

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Combine it with the semi-adjustable GAMER wrist-proximity-fixation devices (also available in plush) as well as the the GAMER lumination-induced eye strain block face-covering mask device for best results.

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago

I don't speak on Voice chat though, mainly because many gamers online are racist (and sexist) pigs. Back in the day I did used to use TeamSpeak to talk to others in games and they both be racist toward me, and make fun of my voice saying I sound like a girl.

So, text only from now on, if reading is too hard especially with spelling mstakes if I'm doing it quickly in game, fuck them.

I do think this could have some use for me though, particularly with private calls which I'd prefer other people to not hear the other side of, though it's still very hard to justify it since it just looks way too silly.

[–] anas@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

imagine not censoring the company’s name, they paid Facebook for the ad, they didn’t pay you

[–] Thann@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

The Gamuzzle

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What will they think of next?

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 25 points 9 months ago

Complete the set! Further protect your loved ones and property from emotional competitive reactions and other unpredictable gamer movements:

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I just might buy this for my neighbor.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 9 months ago

Ah, the gamer muzzle

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I'm an autismo who can't control the volume of her voice or even tell when she's yelling, so this might actaully be useful

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Austin Evans tried this.

He deemed it unnecessary, IIRC.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

While silly looking, this is a great idea.

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