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[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 131 points 2 weeks ago

And you can eat your favorite chaff at the same time!

[-] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 2 weeks ago

It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago

You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

In 10 yearls you'll be slopping down on PowerNoods™, not even knowing how silly you looked here, smh.

[-] Nuerion@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

You won't even need to heat the noodles up; they're ready to eat right from the pouch.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 128 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My Teammates:

"Wtf is that sound?!"

"Kolanaki put oats in his gamer muzzle again..."

Me: munches on oats

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 weeks ago
[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 2 weeks ago

A horse is a 🐴, of course. Unless it was Mr. Ed.

[-] soloner@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse, of course, That is, of course, unless the horse Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source and ask the horse, He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse. He's always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed!

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

This would make a great gag gift!

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[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

for valorant players

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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago

Looks sweaty in there. I cant imagine the smell after a few weeks

[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

This mask smells like poor oral hygiene

Yummy!

[-] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's precoated in BO so you can be ready for any competition environment

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[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Is there... Is there a matching blindfold? Asking for a friend.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

It also comes with a gamer buttplug and cat ears.

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Wow - grandmaster accessories already!

[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

For haptic feedback and headset weight distribution, of course

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Im not gonna fuckin lie, I looked into buying one of these FOR WEEKS cus of my college dorm.

250 something dollars. Im good.

[-] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

That is way too expensive for a product like this, that also might not work for its intended use (if their nose isn't fully covered like in the picture, I'd expect the screaming to leak out quite a bit. Might've worked for my idea of using it for call privacy (speaking softly) but still that's way too much for something that'll probably only be useful for that niche use-case.

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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 30 points 2 weeks ago

In case you were worried they have an accessory that will channel your farts directly to the face mask. Metadox knows what gamers want.

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Or buy one of their celebrity sponsored "Gamer Farts" Its like Pokimane and Travis Scott are really there filling your room with farts!

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 weeks ago

Just buy a gag, it makes saying a slur more difficult, saving yourself from bans

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[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Your chance to sound like Kenny to everyone around you.

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 23 points 2 weeks ago

I mean it could be useful in dorms and shared room situations.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

This product is DOA... No RGB

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Doctors On Asteroids?

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that would actually be usefull for me damn. I make inhuman noises when gaming with friends

[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

I guess I'm fucking strange because I tend to game in complete silence.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Mmm, now we can get the full meatiness of choke-burping and mucus snorting! Downright sensual!

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

I just wish someone put serious effort into a microphone that worked with a mask so people wearing masks were easier to understand.

There are a lot of people who speak at conferences who still wear masks. I get it, even if you weren't worried about COVID, in the pre-COVID times a lot of people were out for a week after going to a conference / convention because of all the germs being passed around.

But, even with professional speakers and professional microphones, the audio just sounds muddy when the speaker is wearing a mask.

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[-] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

asling for a friend :3

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Okay jokes aside this is actually kind of a great idea

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Combine it with the semi-adjustable GAMER wrist-proximity-fixation devices (also available in plush) as well as the the GAMER lumination-induced eye strain block face-covering mask device for best results.

[-] Thann@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

The Gamuzzle

[-] anas@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

imagine not censoring the company’s name, they paid Facebook for the ad, they didn’t pay you

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

What will they think of next?

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago

Complete the set! Further protect your loved ones and property from emotional competitive reactions and other unpredictable gamer movements:

[-] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

I don't speak on Voice chat though, mainly because many gamers online are racist (and sexist) pigs. Back in the day I did used to use TeamSpeak to talk to others in games and they both be racist toward me, and make fun of my voice saying I sound like a girl.

So, text only from now on, if reading is too hard especially with spelling mstakes if I'm doing it quickly in game, fuck them.

I do think this could have some use for me though, particularly with private calls which I'd prefer other people to not hear the other side of, though it's still very hard to justify it since it just looks way too silly.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, the gamer muzzle

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I just might buy this for my neighbor.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Austin Evans tried this.

He deemed it unnecessary, IIRC.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm an autismo who can't control the volume of her voice or even tell when she's yelling, so this might actaully be useful

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

While silly looking, this is a great idea.

[-] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Kinda like the BeltBox, but less brightly coloured.

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