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[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Opossums used to scare me a bit as a kid. Like, the first thing I'd see when turning on the outdoor lights would be this giant white rat-creature clinging to the side of a tree.

Naturally I warmed up to them when I grew up.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They also have a forked penis and 13 nipples. So cleary they are the superior life form. screm-cool

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

And they have a natural baby-holder (pouch). Truly superior possum-mama

Reject placentalism, embrace marsupialism

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

This is the content that forged this website

how did you get this picture of me??????

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

This is the content that forged this website

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My indoor cat escaped one time(he's fine) so I set food out and aimed a cheap ip camera at it hoping to see him. One night I saw something on it, and when I got out there I had cornered an opossum. It was frozen completely still with it teeth bared and froth in its mouth. It was pretty freaky looking.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did it hiss? screm-a aaaa

They're all bark and no bite. Their signature fighting move is to play dead until you lose interest.

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

It might have hissed before I got outside, but I didn't hear it. It tried to run away from the direction I was coming from and got stuck in the corner between a fence and my garage.

I used to think that move was a silly adaptation until I saw it in person. I think opossums are absolute cuties, but this one was pretty freaky looking, I get why it works now.