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Bdsm, but real careful about the safe word.
Gentoo: no limits.
Anal (Ubuntu)
Because at this point, if you're still on it you're taking it up the ass from Canonical
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Debian is a full day of romantic walks on the beach, fine dining, dancing, and taking in a romantic comedy, followed by easy quick familiar sex and then falling asleep in front of an episode of cozy reality television.
(It can become anything I imagine, but the defaults are just so comfortable...)
Man I've gotten old, gotten stuck in debian with lxc containers (Ubuntu for work, arch for fun) underneath.
Warm and loving on the outside, kinky as fuck behind closed doors.
perfect
autoerotic asphyxiation
arch linux
Gentoo is busting instantly and waiting 6 months for the Baby to compile
You buy the partner flatpack from ikea and compile the nervous system. Because you added all modules for the complete experience, they open their eyes and flee from your house.
Cowgirl.
She came prepared, she took control and told me this was a hands off experience. I didn’t need to do anything myself. I just had sex and it was cool.
Bazzite (or any other immutable distro)
Fedora, so missionary position, but the lights are on and we're on top of the covers.
That's perfect. And I heard it's not a sin outside of marriage as long as SELinux is enabled...
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i'm a linux user do i look like i have sex
Debian, no-sex is safe sex
NixOS just sits on your face. All the stuff in front of you is awesome. Though you might suffocate at any moment given the options. Oh and sticking your nose too deep into things might get you a broken nose.
Kubuntu is like wearing a condom because you have to
(it's the only thing that consistently boots on my weird Samsung laptop. everything else intermittently boot loops...)
Abstinence, most likely
Cowgirl (because hat because Fedora)
This comment might actually make me try Fedora 🤔.
Proof that the distro of choice has nothing to do with actually being as close as possible to your wants and needs, but rather of how cool it sounds... in your mind at least.
Wrong group of people to try to get a Cosmo article out of.
Cosmo? Isn't that Pop_OS's new DE coming out? :D
What is Cosmo?
Cosmopolitan magazine.
Infamous for being filled with garbage sex articles to further screw up women’s self esteem.
NixOS, probably some extreme bondage
Arch, masturbation
Nix is a brothel.
Just order off the menu.
Raspberry pi os, its like sex but with more lego
Doggystyle
Slackware?
Puppy Linux
Slackware is a bearded old man trying to get it up, holding a picture of Lilo.
Glory Hole
Raspberry Pi OS is sticking your hardware through a small hole into what a full Linux distribution would feel like, given sufficient imagination
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Me-Butt-U (Ubuntu) … ok , I’ll show myself out
….. the BACK DOOR haaaa 🤪
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Missionary (Linux Mint)
I use mint and I was thinking a dry handjob
In any case, it's something boring and familiar.
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