Assistant trailer park supervisor

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Theyd probably force me to write shitty poetry or something

My real use will probably in tech and mechanical/electronic engineering.

But if it's entirely my choice - I'll go pick tasty berries for everyone to eat.

I'll be the commander of one of our liberated tanks, I'll have bags under my eyes, a permanent five o'clock shadow and a cup of anarchist coffee always in my hand

The tank's name will be Zhukov or something

Idk... anything needed is anything needed

give everyone cookies and soy milk :niko-happy:

Handyman, general fixer and builder of stuff

Whatever the party needs I'll do my best comrade 🫡

I can produce our podcast (we're going to have a podcast, right?) and help maintain our fleet of bicycles. Possibly trains and/or tanks too, as needed.

Escuelerie

I'll be the head a secret society and international Order.

We'll meet secretly to chit chat over drinks, everyone is welcome but no one can discuss it outside of the meeting under penalty of spanking.