Assistant trailer park supervisor
Theyd probably force me to write shitty poetry or something
My real use will probably in tech and mechanical/electronic engineering.
But if it's entirely my choice - I'll go pick tasty berries for everyone to eat.
I'll be the commander of one of our liberated tanks, I'll have bags under my eyes, a permanent five o'clock shadow and a cup of anarchist coffee always in my hand
The tank's name will be Zhukov or something
Idk... anything needed is anything needed
give everyone cookies and soy milk :niko-happy:
Handyman, general fixer and builder of stuff
Whatever the party needs I'll do my best comrade 🫡
I can produce our podcast (we're going to have a podcast, right?) and help maintain our fleet of bicycles. Possibly trains and/or tanks too, as needed.
Escuelerie
I'll be the head a secret society and international Order.
We'll meet secretly to chit chat over drinks, everyone is welcome but no one can discuss it outside of the meeting under penalty of spanking.
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