paraglider

My real use will probably in tech and mechanical/electronic engineering.

But if it's entirely my choice - I'll go pick tasty berries for everyone to eat.

Theyd probably force me to write shitty poetry or something

Whatever the party needs I'll do my best comrade 🫡

give everyone cookies and soy milk :niko-happy:

I literally grow beans for a living now so growing beans

cop

Bottomless pit supervisor

Pigpoopball cleaner

I'm the guy forcing all of the poets to mine coal and all of the coal miners to write poetry.

I will be part of the straight, white male gulag. But as a straight, white, male I will take the burden upon myself to be the liaison to the Femme Queer Commune. This will be a self appointed position where I speak for my fellow straightoids on my breaks from the mines.

I'll pet all the cats

I'm consulting with my handler, wait

Right, it looks like I'm gonna be the public facing lawyer who lives outside the compound.

Cum Retrieval Specialist

Someone's gonna have to maintain order in the horny jail and administer punishments.

Well since nobody offered to cook, guess I'll be

Stovetop and grilling only though I cannot be trusted with baking anything except like nachos.

I can make some mean breakfast, stir fry, kebabs, etc.

I also love gardening so that too since we would likely want to grow as many ingredients as possible.

News anchor

Scaring off chasers harassing trans comrades

I make chili and cornbread in industrial vats. We tell you that it's vegan, but the beanis are actually the ground up remains of beanis posters from badposting.

i can do lots of handyperson stuff excluding plumbing or carpentry (but can learn). im not a tradesperson but do good DIY work and have plenty of tools

also clean and cook. if you let me i'll see where i fall on the femme-butch scale when i wake up each day and assign me tasks based on that

Small business owner

that's not the workplace, it's my job title

I'm a nurse irl, so probably nurse!

provide sanitary sewers and clean drinkable water for everyone. And farm some.

I can make nuclear weapons so we can defend ourselves.

Dirt master

rock stacker

I'll be making liquor. There's a good chance I end up consuming a large chunk of it though

Digging a hole to China.

i really wanted to mine coal but they made me read taror cards instead

I'm gonna mine coal!

Who need they spreadsheet mined?

But probably general maintenance. My favorite jobs were all fixing stuff: engines, guns, lasers, robots, computers, music gear, etc.

Any job that would have me, preferably something about growing food, though at night I'd be happy to tell scary campfire tales about how fucked up capitalism used to be.

Hard manual labor