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Anon rizzes up a girl (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 108 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

sm

What's that in adult?

[–] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 2 weeks ago

Something

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Scarlet Monastery

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[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 28 points 2 weeks ago

Sadomasochism

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it means "some", given the context

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

u nvr no

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[–] Rinox@feddit.it 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure that, with autocorrect, it's harder to write sm than some, so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 14 points 2 weeks ago

shitting myself

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Streetlight Manifesto

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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 91 points 2 weeks ago

On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don't do that to strangers.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... So should I stop trying to date 😩

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe just aim lower.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Throwing jizz?

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too low. Pull up! Pull up!

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe she’s autistic

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

auties usually spot other auties easily

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Misread this as "aunties" and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.

"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Smh

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i think it's 'shaking my head'

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Well that's a different thing, as it's not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using "smth" online, because I always read "smh" as "something" instead of "shaking my head."

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I though it stood for "sadomasochism" and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

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[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Right now it's popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It's an art form in the slang world apparently

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 weeks ago

it's only "rizzing up a girl" if it's actually working lol anon is delulu

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

You really cannot understand this without known what "sm" means here. Can someone please explain?

Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn't all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying "something", but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn't make sense in the context they used it in.

[–] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago

Rizz here is to flirt.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's a verb too.

Rizz = charisma.

To rizz = to be charismatic.

Sometimes it's the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn't.

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[–] greengear5@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

I read it as 'some'.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

By context, I'm pretty sure it's just shorthand for "something."

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 35 points 2 weeks ago

He Rizzed in his pants

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 32 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What blue drawing?

Like this:

Or Like this:

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think it could be this

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

First of all, stop saying "rizz" because you sound like an idiot.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago

Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago

Well, are you?

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it's painful to look at

And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you're a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

It's okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and ~~initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births~~ CURE THE AUTISM!

...

(Tone is /s)

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

A very calculated rejection.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.

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