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Anon rizzes up a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 110 points 2 months ago (7 children)

sm

What's that in adult?

[–] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 2 months ago

Something

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Scarlet Monastery

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[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it means "some", given the context

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

u nvr no

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[–] Rinox@feddit.it 9 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure that, with autocorrect, it's harder to write sm than some, so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago

shitting myself

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Streetlight Manifesto

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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 93 points 2 months ago

On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don't do that to strangers.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... So should I stop trying to date 😩

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Maybe just aim lower.

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe she’s autistic

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

auties usually spot other auties easily

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Misread this as "aunties" and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.

"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Smh

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i think it's 'shaking my head'

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Well that's a different thing, as it's not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using "smth" online, because I always read "smh" as "something" instead of "shaking my head."

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I though it stood for "sadomasochism" and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

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[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Right now it's popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It's an art form in the slang world apparently

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 2 months ago

it's only "rizzing up a girl" if it's actually working lol anon is delulu

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

You really cannot understand this without known what "sm" means here. Can someone please explain?

Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn't all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 38 points 2 months ago (11 children)

By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying "something", but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn't make sense in the context they used it in.

[–] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago

Rizz here is to flirt.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

It's a verb too.

Rizz = charisma.

To rizz = to be charismatic.

Sometimes it's the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn't.

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[–] greengear5@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

I read it as 'some'.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 months ago

By context, I'm pretty sure it's just shorthand for "something."

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Something?

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 35 points 2 months ago

He Rizzed in his pants

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What blue drawing?

Like this:

Or Like this:

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

I think it could be this

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First of all, stop saying "rizz" because you sound like an idiot.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago

Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 months ago

Well, are you?

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it's painful to look at

And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you're a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

It's okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and ~~initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births~~ CURE THE AUTISM!

...

(Tone is /s)

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

A very calculated rejection.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.

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