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[–] buh@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

Interesting number from KKKeemSStar

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago (3 children)

LOL, is that even physically possible?

[–] dustbunnies@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

okay, so I had to know, so I did the math

let's say that "optimistically" (actually extremely pessimistic, but whatev), a menstruating person could become pregnant in a month, have an abortion, reset, and be possibly technically fertile the month after (so every 2 months, which again, is insane in the truest sense of the word but also technically possible)

88 abortions would require at least 196 months (88x2)

196 months is a little over 16 years, and it is common for menstruating people to cycle for 20-30ish years

so yes, I guess it is physically possible, it is just very very unlikely

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Speedrunner levels of commitment lmao.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

If you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted.

It most likely would take longer because those abortions need to be late term abortions to piss off the fash even more.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't actually don't think so, also wild that Keem is posting 88 he should know better

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean my guess he does know better. Isn't he a Gamer type?

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

I don't knoooow why did I pretend like I knew who keemstar is, ALL I knew is he got banned for some content AGES ago and pretended he wasn't the owner of his channel when it kept producing content (that he starred in)

[–] roux@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

"88 abortions over a span of just 14 years."

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist, they were all done individually over the course of a night because she was expecting octo-octuplets

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

😱 abort 'em all before her uterus explodes!!

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago
[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

She has a guillotine to cut off the head right as it's coming out. Too based.

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

12 more to unlock the golden abortion skin

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

At 88 you get the hitler skin and the fetus gets a tiny lil mustache

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

If this were true it would be commendable and deserve an award of some kind

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

If true: most based Kamala supporter ever.

[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Come on Jake, we fired you 5 months ago. Now hurry back to blockbuster or else your high school aged manager will be pissed you're late.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

But I wanna smoke cigarettes with my friends, I miss these guys