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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Shape of You by Ed Shareen. I worked at a shitty warehouse that managent pumped with a top of the charts radio station. Shape of You was played more than once per hour some days

[–] Realtor_Hate_Account@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago

Any modern country song. That shit should legit be suppressed.

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anything by Ed Sheeran but especially Shape Of You. Can't believe it was the most popular song for a long while. It's so repetitive and grating, and the lyrics are cringe af at best, objectifying and creepy at worst.

An article about how the song was written: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/12/20/arts/music/ed-sheeran-shape-of-you.html

Mr. Mac and Mr. McDaid weren’t convinced. “‘I’m in love with your body,’ on its own with no addendum, with nothing at the end or no preface, felt objectifying to me,” Mr. McDaid said. “It felt like that’s the thing — it’s just physical, it’s nothing else.”

yup

Mr. Mac gave the collaborators a challenge: to use the same four chords throughout, not switching to a major key for the chorus.

Being bland and repetitive was an intentional design decision. That's why I hate it more than anything else.

After about 90 minutes, they had recorded the complete song.

:margot-disgust:

Absolute gross slop.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago

I agree that the song is obnoxious, but have you heard "the molecular shape of you" by Acapella Science? It's an incredibly good scientific parody of the song

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, the worst song is actually whatever your favorite song is. It changes a lot depending on who's reading this.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Jokes on you I dont have a favourite song. I just listen to whatever comes up on the radio smuglord

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Well played.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My Way by Frank Sinatra was a catalyst for several murders in the Philippines so maybe that one

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] someone@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

In August 2007, a karaoke singer in Seattle, Washington, was attacked by a woman who wanted him to stop singing Coldplay's "Yellow".

Fair enough, ma'am.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

It's Two Princes by Spin Doctors.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it cheating if i mention anything Seth Putnam put out?

if you want mental damage

CW: every bad combination of words

name of band is also badLook up the discography of "anal removed" and pick any song at random the title alone will be horrible enough to beat any song you pick

He even put out an ironic love songs album that somehow is even worse

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you wordfilter for preventing this :cognitohazard: from escaping.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Honestly i agree

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago
[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I think we're heading into the season which is a bounty of some of the worst songs in the world.

I haven't worked in retail for so long but I still get the ~~thousand mile~~ thousand yard stare when the Christmas tunes start blaring.
(How do you do, fellow Americans? Today while driving my pickup truck down the freeway to the gun range this morning, I was eating my usual breakfast hamburger with Starbucks when a deer hit the hood of my car. The cops pulled me over, outraged at the harm I had caused to my car so they engaged in the typical amount of police brutality against me before I was rushed to hospital whereupon I was promptly declared bankrupt, so now I am suing the hospital, the police department, and the fish and wildlife service for damages. Just another day in America, amirite?)

There's only so many 8 hour shifts with a Christmas song rotation of like 20 songs that are all at best marginally better than this Christmas song.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 2 points 17 hours ago

Good answer. Christmas songs mostly suck already and hearing that shit starting from mid October just seals the deal.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

All I Want for Christmas is You was my nemesis. It's overproduced that when it also gets overplayed it feels like violence.

[–] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't beat "little drummer boy"

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why? Because baby Jesus would see your act of violence against some little kid who just wanted to play music for him?

[–] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I mean, like, you can't get worse than the little drummer boy song. Not sure if that was clear.

But yeah, I'm down to beat the little drummer boy. Either way.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're good I was just making a bad joke

[–] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's what i suspected! I'm just kinda bad at reading tone sometimes

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm with you there. The ability to read tone and I are acquaintances but we never got close enough to become friends.

What I did is a pretty classic jaded autist joke - so often autistic people just take so many knocks with being misinterpreted that they can go a little bit jonkler mode about it so when they see something that can be wildly misinterpreted they sometimes do so just as a kind of deep satire, like saying "This whole over-interpretation of meaning thing sucks and there's nothing I can do about it but at least I can laugh at it sometimes by misinterpreting someone else's statement to mean something outrageous as a little in-joke to myself, if nothing more"

[–] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I understand that! I think that's a nice way to describe it.

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[–] someone@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I haven't worked in retail for so long but I still get the thousand mile stare when the Christmas tunes start blaring.

Same and same. No-one who hasn't been in that situation can truly understand the trauma.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
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[–] fox@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For years I worked in a warehouse and a different section blasted the same playlist every day, and it wasn't long enough to get through the workday, so it would loop a couple of times. At that distance, with that crappy Bluetooth speaker, played at that volume, I heard a shitload of just the distorted high notes of Hello by Adele, Downtown by Macklemore, and Shipping off to Boston by the Dropkick Murphys.

So those three are all tied first for worst.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Same, at Amazon, except one day I found out the speakers were Bluetooth connectable, and you could link multiple sections together. I put on 'Sixteen Tonnes' and let the bad times roll.

I posted a video of it online, and it turned out South Park already did that.

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

My hero by foo fighters

Good life by onerepublic

Its going to be best day of my life song

Fuckin any maroon 5 song

The kid laroi and justin beiber song

Heat waves by glass animals

White iverson and circles by post malone

That jelly roll song

I dont know the name but it goes like “when i went to Chicago” WORST SONG EVER DIE DIE

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[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There speaks one who has never heard "The cheeky song (touch my bum)"

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Or the bum bum song

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sorry it's actually "the long and winding road"

exhibit A:

The long and winding road that leads to your door
Will never disappear, I've seen that road before
It always leads me here, lead me to your door

the prosecution rests

If it's bad rhymes, then Pitbull has this person beat.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

it's spelled Michael Bublé (boob-LAY) but it's pronounced Michael Tittyfuck

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's actually 7 Years by Lukas Graham.

edit: no, that song sucks, but the real worst song ever is Click Click Boom by Saliva.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

God I hate 7 Years

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

The speed with which people forgot Tones and I is impressive

Especially since she has another song I keep hearing on the Woolworths radio (it's not great)

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd suggest something by Dave Matthew's for the worst.

Just cause you can play well doesn't mean you can write something good

[–] Realtor_Hate_Account@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago

I hate his music but apparently he has condemned Israel and renounced his SA citizenship so that's better than most celebs

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 2 points 22 hours ago

If it weren't for Christmas music existing, I would say half of Katy Pary's songs could be contender for worst song.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If we dont count stuff such as Nazi Black Metal- That racist ninja song by that one white lady comes to mind. Maybe not the worst of all time but its up there with some of the worst. Racist, cringe and shameful

I dont want to look up her name and I dont want to look up the song again. Sorry.

Idk what song you're referring to, but I just remembered "Turnin' Japanese" and how fucking gross it is.

[–] FugaziArchivist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I don't suspect anyone to be interested but I've kept an ongoing list of songs I absolutely can't stand - many feel like lowkey psychological warfare, because I've been hearing them in grocery stores, cars, and gas stations for my entire life, without any say in the matter. How many more times can you play the same classic rock hits....

[–] AtomPunk@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago

____ by Blink-182

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

screm-aaaaa why would you inject that into my brain

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

A lot of you haven't been following Dax's country rap turn and it shows.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Just Haven't Met You Fett" and it's Boba Fett

"Just Haven't Met You Nyett" and it's Russian

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