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On my work break I replied to a fascist with ppb and their only comebacks are some variation of "thanks for posting selfie"

They're actually incapable of repsonding to it lmao

Thank you comrades for it 🫑

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[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 68 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

PPB is my contact photo on my iPhone. City employees and customers get the old ppb when I have to call them. It’s what my employer gets for requesting me to use my phone for work purposes.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nobody has called it out yet. I’m not sure what I’d say at this point. Maybe tell them there’s a glitch, or just act bewildered and deny deny deny.its been that way for about six months now. It used to be Macho Man Randy Savage.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"What? No! I've got my official corporate photograph on there. Are you sure you don't have some kind of virus?"

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

geordi-no "I must've been hacked!"

geordi-yes "You must've been hacked!"

Why is my phone showing a picture of a pig with shit on its testicles? inappropriate contact picture android iphone glitch answered

Now by the power of SEO, when they google it they will find this post garf-troll

That's so based.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 60 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The glory days of the cth sub were awesome. You think ppb is good you should have seen "post hog"

Just the most unhinged dim whitted fascists you could think of actually posting dick pics because they were so mad.

One time a bunch of people responded with "Hey buddy nice cock" and the motherfucker actually had an epiphany and started agreeing with us.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

"post hog" was a good bit; some of our best shitposts

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

One time a bunch of people responded with "Hey buddy nice cock" and the motherfucker actually had an epiphany and started agreeing with us

so we just gotta tell the fascists their dicks are so nice and they'll start to question their world views

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

If we get them to believe socialism is people thinking your dick is nice, we have formed the mythical flat brim vanguard of the proletariat.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I'm not saying it's an effective strategy I'm just saying it has worked at least once that I'm aware of.

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

post hog

hog out or log out

post pork white dork

Really good posting memories.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

The glory days of the cth sub were awesome. You think ppb is good you should have seen "post hog"

I think before I joined here y'all had another hog incident yeah? If I'm not mistaken.

Just the most unhinged dim whitted fascists you could think of actually posting dick pics because they were so mad.

Wow. That's amazing.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

ppb-gigachad

Ppb was like the number one thing that made lemmitors absolutely incandescent with rage after federation

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

and the number one thing that got hogs mad on reddit

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 42 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I use it as a method to force them to disengage

People don't like it for some reason

I think it's funny

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 52 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I think the key things are

  • It's extremely weird.

  • It's extremely vulgar, having both shit and testicles

  • It's not directed at any group or identity

  • It's not an insult that makes them feel like the other person is engaging with them.

It's just this bizarre, ugly, vulgar dismissal. "KYS" or sending memes or trying to argue with them all suggests that they're getting at the other party, but what does a pig pooping on it's own balls tell them?

PIGPOOPBALLS We stan an anti-fascist hero shitting on his own balls.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago

We stan an anti-fascist hero shitting on his own balls.

tagline

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

It's just this bizarre, ugly, vulgar dismissal. "KYS" or sending memes or trying to argue with them all suggests that they're getting at the other party, but what does a pig pooping on it's own balls tell them?

Chuds just love spamming shitty memes they found on Facebook/telegram. Ppb makes them go

"That's what you look like huh? rage-cry "

Funny stuff

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

It's just gross is all

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't like it because I think the context of the image is potentially neglectful but I get the absurdity of it and why other people think its funny to post.

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have excellent news for you! That pig was very well taken care of! Here is a Buzzfeed article about PPB where they explicitly mention his health!

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

'Not in immediate danger or poor health' is definitely good. Being at a state fair and used for breeding is still bad tho.

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Some of the vegan posters are the uncomfortable with it, including myself

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love using it on antivaxxers. It's really easy to stealth PPB them too. For example:

You know I used to really believe in all that vaccine nonsense until I read this study, it really opened my eyes.

They never see it coming.

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago

posting ppb on my phpbb

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gonna start calling it Sus Shit Balls to be scientific.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

SFT (suid fecalized testes)