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[–] trumpetnoises@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

didn't they make a movie about this?

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

They're building a 100 meter jail because they claim to want to close rikers island, but will do nothing to improve peoples conditions in or outside of jail

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 15 points 2 hours ago

They hate us because of our freedom.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 hours ago
[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 26 points 3 hours ago

I wish America would build an Arcology!

monkey's paw curls

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 27 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Why his junk shaped like that tho

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 hours ago

Infra-materialism, comrade. His balls are filled to the brim with our collective plasm. steban

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 19 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Kinda looks like he's smashing himself in the dick. Heheheh.

I like it.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yeah I'm into CBT

Communist

Bolshevik

Theory

Sent from Mdewakanton Dakota lands / Sept. 29 1837Treaty with the Sioux of September 29th, 1837

"We Will Talk of Nothing Else": Dakota Interpretations of the Treaty of 1837

[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

My first thought!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 3 hours ago

CBT devices have multiple uses, someones they are just regular construction tools.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 37 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao these are the people shedding crocodile tears over the gulags and here they are casually fantasizing about a gulag the Soviet Union could never come up with

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 24 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In the Soviet Union the Great Purge lasted less than a year, but we've been doing the equivalent for like forty.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 53 minutes ago

And most of it was actually justified. There were a lot of Tsarist sympathizers, nobility, and reactionaries that had to go. Purges in the US are just like...environmentalists saying "Maybe we shouldn't have lead in the water."

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 32 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

When I said "I would KILL for a cheap place to live downtown," I didn't mean it literally

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 15 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

In burgerland they charge you for staying in prison so it's not even cheap

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 41 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Biden's legacy is just going to be the 1994 crime bill, mega prisons and sundowning isn't it?

[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 3 hours ago

hey now, he's also trying for a nuclear holocaust

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 39 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's unfair, there's also genocide and war

[–] someone@hexbear.net 21 points 3 hours ago

And making it impossible to discharge student loans in bankruptcy.

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 44 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Hope it gets 9/11'd the day before it's open to prisoners

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 29 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Literally my first thought "gawrsh I'd like to see it shelled"

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 13 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Also this is a much smaller building than the towers. Like, it looks like it's about maybe twice the size of that section of the Pentagon that got obliterated. A nice, fully fueled wide body jetliner at mach 0.9 would leave nothing standing.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 39 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Americans talk about repressive governments in one breath then brag about the architecture of a skyscraper sized prisons in the next

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 41 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Iirc, the location is a massive fuck you to china town.

Edit: found it

https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/03/worlds-tallest-mega-jail-will-rise-300ft-sky-20578119/

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 55 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Comparing it to the statue of liberty is peak something.

Someone fly a fucking plane into it before it gets populated please.

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 30 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I knew wishing for a million 9/11s was justified

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

When you wish upon a falling star- OH FUCK THATS NOT A FALLING STAR, HEXBEAR HAS HIJACKED AN AIRLINER

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 3 hours ago

The chem trail switches stay on during the final voyage.

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 32 points 6 hours ago

Irony is dead to these people

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 3 hours ago

lol hopefully they found the cheapest contractor and the walls will be paper thin

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 31 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Is all the world jails and churches?

[–] dolores_clitoris@hexbear.net 2 points 15 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 15 minutes ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 24 points 5 hours ago

Nope, just the US

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 47 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

yeonmi-park and in wicked North Korea they jail so many people they need to build skyscraper prisons to house them all.

spoilerAlso Judge Dredd too since I'm pretty sure this exact thing happens in the mega city.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Judge Dredd has "isocubes", though what that actually is varies by artist. I distinctly remember one panel (from the funniest comic: the one where he arrests himself and all his friends for a petty noise violation on Christmas, sentencing them and himself to a weekend in the isocubes) showing a stack of them and they're like, clear glass boxes with a chair in them.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

lmao that plotline sounds awesome. Thanks for reminding me to try and pirate all the Dredd and AD stuff I can find.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 15 points 5 hours ago

I think this was one of the earlier ones, somewhere in between the moon sheriff arc and the one where they travel across the post apocalyptic wasteland that was the US I think? Pretty sure it's before any part of the big apocalypse war arcs that start with the space voyage arc.

Judge Dredd is a weird and silly setting and it's very easy to see how it got mashed together with Dune and legally-distinct-from-LotR Warhammer to make Warhammer 40K.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Such a historic building needs a good name, something that really reflects this advancement in the infrastructure to rehabilitate people who've taken a dark turn in life, giving them a second chance with new opportunities and above all else a new hope.

But what's another word for hope? "Prospect"? And "nova" is Latin for "new".

Sent from Mdewakanton Dakota lands / Sept. 29 1837Treaty with the Sioux of September 29th, 1837

"We Will Talk of Nothing Else": Dakota Interpretations of the Treaty of 1837

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Not a moment too soon doc, he was about to board the train to America

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

Trains? In America? That infrastructure is so neglected, it's like they're always departing but they never arrive...

Sent from Mdewakanton Dakota lands / Sept. 29 1837Treaty with the Sioux of September 29th, 1837

"We Will Talk of Nothing Else": Dakota Interpretations of the Treaty of 1837

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 hours ago
[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 20 points 6 hours ago